0.If you are looking for the real rules, refer to the first post. Otherwise, continue.
1. These rules do not exist
2. Never speak of these rules
3. No one can save you from /amp/
4. /amp/ is not always /amp/
5. We all love Kyonko. Even if you don't. Deal with it.
6. Trolls & Lurkers will be converted on sight
7. /amp/ is like a cult… only funnier
8. You must make a mot! No Exceptions
9. Minorin has mad skillz
10. Spelling errors will be spotted and corrected
11. Spelling errors will become memes if not corrected
12. We are not responsible for commenting on your mots
13. We are not responsible for making you mots
14. Memes will be made into mots. No Exceptions
15. There will be mot wars
16. Zendude can not die even if he is killed.
16. The squidvasion can't be stopped.
17. Sevvy is a ninja cat, he's all around us even though we don't see him
18. Necoyama shows up just enough to remind us he left
19. When you have nothing original: SEX MOT.
20. It’s probably been motted before, but your still going to post it aren't you
21. MOAR MOTS!
22. These rules would be motted, but we're lazy
23. These rules are not a rip from 4chan’s rules
24. multi-quoting will never work.
25. If you don't look through AMP on a regular basis, there will be like 2 of pages to look through. lets speed it up.
26. The internet is leaving us in despair.
27. We are v/amp/ires...but we do not BISHIE SPARKLE!
28,Rule 30 is a lie
29. Rule 32 was written by the only /AMP/er who likes WINCEST
30.Rule 28 is the truth, O SHI—
31. No seriously, this is nothing like the 4chan rules. Quiet you. We're watching.
32. AMP really likes WINCEST.
33.CLANNAD characters ALL look the same.
34. Konata, Shana, and Tomoyo do NOT look alike.
35.Double posters will be shot. Triple posters will be shot again.
36.Hinamizawa is real
37.If you hear cicadas, run like fuck
38.Rika does not like it if you fap to her....if you do, be warned that she will tear off your cock.
39.Faces of AMP can be as hilarious as hell.
40.AMP is polytheistic.
41.In making a mot, everyone wishes for your success, because no one wants to see bullshit
42.$$Profit$$
43.Sleep is important. You become rested and more creative. But you also miss all the special pages.
44.Finish schoolwork before moting. We won't be responsible for your academics, and studying helps build sentence structure, grammar, and vocabulary. These are all important in making mots.
45. Posts will all have a mot. Even if it is the “I have something to say” mot
46./amp/ will be a closed thread sooner or later (we’ll just start it up again)
47.Rule 45 is the optimistic rule
48.If the pic was edited Hiurro did it.
49.All edits will take place 3 seconds after the original post
50.All amazing mots will be FUKKEN SAVED
51.There should be no personal mots unless you plan to be here forever.
52. Sevvy7 should have remembered rule 51
53. My rules may be stupid, arbitrary, and pointless, but your god help you if you piss me off.
54. If you want moar mots and less talk, look for the original thread
55. The original thread dosen't exist anymore. If you find it you deserve some of Mugi's cake.
56. Every page will have 15 posts unless shinji divides by zero.
57. Double posters will be shot. Triple posters will be shot again.
58. Rule 57 is a double post of rule 35.
59. People die when they are killed, unless they don't.
60. Everything is better with pedobear and Hard Gay.
61. Sevvy7 is taking a shpower.
62. Very few people understand rule 61
63. Drugs would be cheaper
64. To each their own fetish.
65. There are no girls on the internet. Any claiming to be female are just boys with the wrong parts.
66. If you don't want it to be a rule then it's a rule. Just to spite you.
67. If Miso_fly quoted you, it's not what you said.
68. It needs more of Mugi's cake. No exceptions.
69. Patjeuh understands your problems.
70. Patjeuh is gone.
71. Capitlaism, ho!
72. Miso_Fly is the guru of this thread.
73. Hiurro is a troll.
74. Smaragdos will always be here.
75. If you want a challenge go beg AcidK for one.
76. We shall proceed to pleasure ourselves not with fishes but MOTs.
77. In spite of Rule 65, Mycelis is a female. I still doubt it.
78. Zendude supposedly returned but we will never know.
79. Reposts are looked down on, only do it if it's relevant.
80. Dracolord1208 makes awesome things.
81. If you want to be in these rules, your presence must be noticeable.
82. /AMP/ is like magic, the users are fucking wizards. Are you a wizard?
83. /AMP/ will always have a seasonal mascot. No exceptions. If there isn't one, then you're in the wrong thread.
84. TL NOTE: (Insert caption here)
85. /AMP/ is always full of abstractness, there are no normalfags here.
86. /AMP/ loves traps, lolis, and any form of dere.
87. There is a moe version of it, no exceptions.
88. Lolicon-icon represents all lolicons within /AMP/.
89. At least once a month there will be either a piece of writing made into MOTs or quotes made into MOTs.
90. In Asia, Too Young is just a name.
91. Rule 45 has it own /MOT/, therefore we do not need to make a /MOT/ for it.
92. Reposters will be shot unless it is the Rule 45 /MOT/.
93. There are two Rule 16s.
94. The graveyard shift is designated as a period of time in which /AMP/ slows to around 1-2 pages per hour. It's implementation requires a related MOT.
95. The conversion stick can be anything long and hard. (pun intended) It does not have a specific form.
96. Any post involving rules must contain this mot: