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True and Touching Story:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: "Slow down, i'm scared."

Guy: "No, this is fun."

Girl: "No it's not, please, it's so scary."

Guy: "Then tell me that you love me."

Girl: "I love you, slow down."

Guy: "Now give me a big hug."

*She gave him a big hug*

Guy: "Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me."

The next day in the newspaper:

"A motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived."

The truth was that: halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this on your profile.
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98% Of Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2% That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile. I Always Mean It When I Say It!
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95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!- >:)
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HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over her or his caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6) Whenever the phone rings, shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"
7) Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the prophecy."
8) When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, I WON! I WON! I WON! Third time this week!!!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) put this on your profile, spread the insanity!!
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I love popcorn!
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