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Fortaaa wrote:
Me: "Mom."
Mom: "What son, T.T."
Me: "Come......come closer...."
Mom: Moves closer
Me: "i j..t f.r..d....."
Mom: "what?"
Me: "i just farted..."
Mom: "O____________O"
Me: "I can pass on now."
Heart warming and funny.
Pour chocolate on me, h...hurry.
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"YES!"
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"I told you immortality doesn't exist!"
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"I can finally leave this insane world"
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I'll see you in hell.
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Run awayy! There's a bomb set for when my heart stops beating!
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Depends on who would be next to me I suppose. I would probably still go with
"I f%$^&@g hate stupid people"
I'm surrounded by them and they annoy the crap out of me.
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Send Message: 65 / M / Columbia, MO
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Rosebud......gasp!
If you're familiar with Orson Welles, Criterion Collection, and B&W movies this statement would make some sense; otherwise.....likely not.
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I was a loser, I am a loser and I am gonna die a loser
c'mon people..that was funny lol just kidding ^^
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'kthanksbye'
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Send Message: 15 / F / Halloween Town
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That... probably. Or something along the lines of "I never even finished watching Naruto Shippuden." Or, i might just laugh because, i cant die. If I could, i would've already died from insanity!! 
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Send Message: 100 / F / USA
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I should've had a V-8.
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I buried the million dollars...
Then I die.
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Send Message: 21 / M / Maryland
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id say you can save 15% or more on car insurance by switching too Geico then id croak
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