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If you were to die right now what would your last words be?
Posted 11/3/11

Fortaaa wrote:

Me: "Mom."

Mom: "What son, T.T."

Me: "Come......come closer...."

Mom: Moves closer

Me: "i j..t f.r..d....."

Mom: "what?"

Me: "i just farted..."

Mom: "O____________O"

Me: "I can pass on now."


Heart warming and funny.





Pour chocolate on me, h...hurry.
Posted 11/3/11
"YES!"
Posted 11/3/11
"I told you immortality doesn't exist!"
Posted 11/3/11
"I can finally leave this insane world"
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Posted 11/3/11 , edited 11/3/11
I'll see you in hell.
Posted 11/3/11
Run awayy! There's a bomb set for when my heart stops beating!
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Posted 11/3/11
Depends on who would be next to me I suppose. I would probably still go with

"I f%$^&@g hate stupid people"

I'm surrounded by them and they annoy the crap out of me.
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Posted 11/3/11
Rosebud......gasp!

If you're familiar with Orson Welles, Criterion Collection, and B&W movies this statement would make some sense; otherwise.....likely not.
Posted 11/4/11
I was a loser, I am a loser and I am gonna die a loser
c'mon people..that was funny lol just kidding ^^
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Posted 11/4/11
'kthanksbye'
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Posted 11/4/11 , edited 11/4/11

LoRd_iNFamousX1 wrote:

I'll see you in hell.


That... probably. Or something along the lines of "I never even finished watching Naruto Shippuden." Or, i might just laugh because, i cant die. If I could, i would've already died from insanity!!
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Posted 11/4/11
I should've had a V-8.
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Posted 11/4/11 , edited 11/4/11
I buried the million dollars...
Then I die.
Posted 11/4/11
"Destroy Sony...."
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Posted 11/24/11
id say you can save 15% or more on car insurance by switching too Geico then id croak
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