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AK5 IS A CRAZY ASS MOFO
Posted 9/7/06
this is a tad of topic but i always wanted to die at thoses "healing" things at churches you know the ones where they hit you in the forehead and then your IBS goes away well id like to die as soon as the healer smacks my forehead then i just slump to the ground
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Posted 9/7/06
I love it whenever someone mentions something about religion, someone is has to get all crazy about it. I was just making fun of his funny sentence. Like if someone says look at that big ass couch. Then i think, what if that couch was really just a big ass... Something instilled in me by family guy. Anyways, way to take it off the deep end girl who posted all long and crazy. But i think wetto has a good idea here. Blood capsules and alkaseltzer would help. Maybe like fake a seizure and use the blood to act like you bit your own tongue off or something! HA! I am filled with ideas now...
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Posted 9/7/06
The power of Christ compelles you!
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Posted 9/7/06

Sarkins wrote:
At the risk of making psychotic Christians angry, what he Didn't do was 'save our souls' by converting us to Christianity. I mean surely, if he was really omnipotent, he had the power to make everyone in every generation to come convert to Christianity.. So if you think about it, (and also if you believe what the Christians say) then actually, he slacked off, 'cause look at all the cursed non-believers out there. Well technically, not 'cursed'.. Just non-blessed. Which is mean. He didn't bless us, damn it!! Favouritism. That's what he did to us. He discriminated against the people he was too lazy to convert and save. ^^

HAH!

I don't like Jesus. He had a stupid haircut.




No crap. I think it's publically accepted now that Christ isn't real. Anyone that says they believe in Christ are sarcastic. Just look at chapels are the pinnacle of sarcasm. I mean just talk to Christians. They go like (with sarcastic eyes) "Oh JESUS SAVES US LOL".

Sundays are just charity days where you have to pay the priests so they don't end up homeless.
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Posted 9/7/06
no no no The preists are paid with little boys come on you should know that. and I'm pretty sure alot of people are still hooked on God personally I'll go with Darwin's Theory of Evolution anyday.
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Posted 9/7/06
Yeah that's becoming a problem. Priests have nothing to do (and don't care about their work) so they go around molesting little children.
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Posted 9/7/06

Krusnik wrote:

not many people who post on this website are...


That description fits 4chan perfectly
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Posted 9/7/06
You know the song 99 red balloons well at one point the lyrics go 99 ministers meet
then one day my friend was like man dont they mean mollesters meat... we had a good laugh.
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Posted 9/7/06
But why young boys? Why not young girls? Is this some sort of phenomena been researched yet?
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