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Pakistan Newspaper Ad - Reward for killing a Canadian
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Posted 8/9/10 , edited 8/9/10
Hey i was going through my hard-drive and i found an old article that i had saved and thought i would share it with you.
Just so you all understand i did not have anything to do with the creation of this and thus can not confirm if this is fact. I am just sharing and for all wondering yes i am canadian and i was just wondering what you think of this?



Pakistan Newspaper Ad - Reward for killing a Canadian


You probably missed it in the news, but there was a report

that someone in Pakistan had advertised in a newspaper an offer of a

reward to anyone who killed a Canadian - any Canadian.


An Australian dentist wrote the following editorial to help define

what a Canadian is, so they would know one when they found one.


A Canadian can be English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German,

Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. A Canadian can be Mexican,

African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian,

Asian, Arab, Pakistani or Afghan.


A Canadian may also be a Cree, Metis, Mohawk, Blackfoot, Sioux, or

one of the many other tribes known as native Canadians. A Canadian's

religious beliefs range from Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim,

Hindu or none. In fact, there are more Muslims in Canada than in

Afghanistan. The key difference is that in Canada they are free to

worship as each of them chooses. Whether they have a religion or no

religion, each Canadian ultimately answers only to God, not to the

government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government

and for God.


A Canadian lives in one of the most prosperous lands in the history

of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the

Charter of Rights and Freedoms which recognize the right of each

person to the pursuit of happiness.


A Canadian is generous and Canadians have helped out just about

every other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking

a thing in return. Canadians welcome the best of everything, the

best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the

best services and the best minds. But they also welcome the least -

the oppressed, the outcast and the rejected.


These are the people who built Canada. You can try to kill a

Canadian if you must as other blood-thirsty tyrants in the world

have tried but in doing so you could just be killing a relative or a

neighbor. This is because Canadians are not a particular people from

a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of

freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, can be a Canadian.


Long live the Great White North


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Posted 8/9/10
canadian? what's that? never heard of them
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That place where the american allies, the french, were pushed during the american revolution. Out of america and into..

Edit: Joking, of course. =P
Posted 8/9/10
But why Canadians? They have great bacon.
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Why, Canadians love everyone D: .. Shit I think I better run
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^ hehe the bacon is pretty good :]
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That's plain mean . If you hadn't notice we are a usually the mediator country who doesn't get involved but helps and aids. So why would they want to attack the helpful?


Their probably just jealous that Canada is the only place with poutines.
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I moved here from Canada they think im slow eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FEW5mh7iAI

Posted 8/10/10
Dam they must've rly hate Canadians
Posted 8/10/10
WHY us T____________T we didn't even do anything. What the fudge.
That is stupid. =___________=;

What if the canadian is also pakistan O_O?
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M / Someplace
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haha.. that was funny
Posted 8/10/10
Wow. Somebody from Canada must have messed up big time in Pakistan for someone to post an advertising of that.
Posted 8/10/10
D: so if they kill me they'll get a reward O.o U FREAKING BETTER SHARE THAT IT'S MY BODY U KNOW!!!
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Posted 9/2/10
kill one and well all come after YOU >:3
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Everyone loves Canadians, why would you want to kill one, jealous, just move to Canada they will happily welcome you
Posted 9/2/10
That's just plain stupid
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