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Chicken and Girl
Posted 8/22/10 , edited 8/22/10
No cmnt for this one.....O.o.....
Uh, enjoy? XD

BEWARE OF SEXUALITY WITH A CHICKEN AND CURSE WORDS O;




This was so unfair!

I had no intention whatsoever to visit my stupid, half-dead grandpa at his stupid faraway -MIDDLE OF NO WHERE- farm, it was really just a waste of gas actually...

I heaved a loud sigh, kicking the driver seat in front of me, which belonged to mother.

“Clarissa! Can you stop that?!” She yelled at me, I stuck my tongue out.

“It’s not my fault it’s so cramped up in here! Why you gotta have such a SMALL ass car anyway? Who are you?! A teenager in desperate need of a new car!?” My mouth went off without the need of the 10 seconds rule before I said anything, heh, like I ever needed that.

I knew I was getting on her nerves, and she showed it by turning off the radio. Oooh! She’s so hard!

15 or so more minutes into the car ride, we made it to the outskirts of town, I watched silently in unsaid interest at the rich, rollings hills of the country side, and the gay landscape.

But the weirdest part that made me put my DS aside, was the chicken that randomly ran into the road...

Wtf?

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BAWK!
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It was love at first sight.

Granted, it was a fucking chicken. An animal. A tiny little white chicken, with a sexy chicken hawk. It stared retardely at the car that mother hit the brakes and stopped just in time before running over the chicken, and I kicked open the car door and hastily ran toward the chicken who cocked it’s head at my trippin’ approach.

“A-are you okay Mr, chicken!?” I stumbled, tripped on my shoelace, and landed directly on the chicken.

It went ballistic.

First, it starting bawk-ling like a crack head chicken, flapping its wings in desperation to fly and get the hell away from me, and aside from that, the poking it was causing on my head turned me on .

Wait... it what?

“Shoo, soo! GET AWAY!”

I heard mothers voice behind me, making shoo-ing motions with her hands and making the chicken skip away with feathers flying in the air.

That was one sexy chicken.

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BAWK!
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Mother left my with grandpa with nothing but a kiss on the cheek and a ‘Behave yourself’ before she escaped into her unfashionable car.

She’d completely abandoned me, I knew nothing about farming. And I was sure Grandpa would be ECSTATIC to wake me up at 5 in the morning and learn the ‘farming ways.’

Gladly, a good portion of the day was spent packing the few of my belongings into a small, suffocating room. And chit chatting about how my life had been with mom, and back at home...

Nothing really exciting happened.

“Don’t forget, if you don’t awake to the roosters morning call tomorrow at 5am sharp, I’ll wake you up with my own personal bull horn I’ve invented.”

I simply glowered at him when he’d said that, aware that tomorrow morning would be a looong day.

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BAWK!
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As I thought, I was reluctant and cussing into my pillow at that damned rooster bitching out at 5 in the morning.

“Shut the HELL up you damn cock! Sucka BIG one!”

After a few ‘uggghhhh!’ and ‘grrrrrr’s I rolled off of bed, -literally- layzily sprawled on the floor and brooding the day that hasn’t even come yet. “Damn it, mom... I hate you.”

Breakfast was already served when I arrived in the kitchen, of course, two eggs were layed in front of me. I sighed. Ate the freshly made eggs and bound for the door, the air was so different here... I couldn’t stand it. I rubbed my eyes and walked a path that lead to a chicken house, a fence surrounding its perimeter.

I always had a strange attraction for chickens. “Least there’s chickens...” I sighed, which lead me to smell my own filthy breath.

GROSS! I forgot to bring my tooth brush!

Grandpa had already been next to me, oddly enough. Taking one big whiff of the morning air, it smelt like animal poop!

“Ahh, isn’t the morning air in a farm just the best thing in the world?”

My voice sounded funny as I still squeezed my nose from the horrid stench. “Ehh... not really.”

Grandpa taught my the basics that morning, the first thing, -and the one he said was easiest- was to feed the chickens.

He’d demonstrated once, and I followed it.

I went inside the chicken coop and brought out a handful of chicken fodder, placing it in its rightful bowl. And did it again, for the other 6 chickens Grandpa kept.

“Hmm... that’s strange. I know I had a total of 8...”

I wiped off a sweat with a cloth I happened to find during my work, and went into thought mode as I thought about the chicken in the street.

“Could it be...”

And it was. Right on cue, that sexy chicken headbutt-ed me in the back of the leg repeatedly, pecking brutally at my naked skin, I cursed at myself for wearing pulled up dirty jeans that suited my work.

Damn farm life...

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BAWK!
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I couldn’t get that chicken out of mind my mind at all, during dinner, grandpa would just glance up at me from his pork and smile, telling me boring stories about how one day it was raining and the sheep outside that were grazing-

WHO CARES!

After Grandpa retired from dinner and finished his remaining work around the farm, he slunk into bed veryyy early, I grinned to myself toward the chicken house of my sexy chicken.

It totally wants me, how else would you explain the pecking?

If Grandpa found me out that night, I would just make up an excuse like, “I was sleep walking!”

Teehee. I totally wasn’t.


Ninja-y, I opened up the door to the chickens house, and peeked inside. They were all laying on their eggs, keeping them warm and peacefully at rest.

Except sexy chicken.

Oh, no, he had no egg to sit on. He sat in a corner, gawking at me heavily for a good 20 seconds.

Creepy... but it was HOT!

“Hey..... you awake sexy chicken?”

“Ba-wk.”

“...It that a yes?”

“Bawkyou.”

I closed the door behind me, a lecherous smile on my face.

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BAWK!
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So I totally did it with a CHICKEN.

A CHICKEN.

People wouldn’t think it possible, but I made it possible.

That cock was HUGE! My gosh, he should enter the biggest-cock festival!

But, that early morning, I found myself in the corner of the chicken house, completely stripped off any clothes.

All the chickens gone.

Including HIM.

Was this just a one night stand?!

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BAWK!
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Wait... if all the chickens were outside already, then that meant... Grandpa! He saw me!

OH FUCK.

I bursted toward the door, then face palmed when I realized I was still naked, I grabbed a ton of fodder and somehow... covered my body with it?

The door suddenly opened, I gasped and turned to see... Grandpa. Standing there with a ‘wtf’ look.

“Slut. Slut slut slut slut slut!”

Apparently I was a slut?

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BAWK!
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Grandpa chased me off with a chainsaw after that slut splurging, running me off of his property until I tripped, oh yeah, STILL nude, protectively holding the fodder in place, feeling quite alone and astonished grandpa would run me off with a chainsaw...

My knees hurt, I had ran off somewhere, and I had no idea where I was. I felt so alone and useless, that my knees went out and I collapsed, weeping things out like how I would never let a chicken into my pants again.

I must have cried myself to sleep... and woke up during the sunset. I narrowed my eyes next to me, and there I saw a pair of clothes.

Clothes...?

“Huh?” I looked around cautiously, there must have been a person here... I slipped the clothes on and gladly threw away the fodder, wandering around aimlessly for that person.

“Hellloooo...? Anyone here? Were you the one who brought me these clothes! Thanks SO much! You don’t know how itchy the damn chicken fodder was...! Ugh. But anyway, why don’t you come out? I want to thank you personally- ...”

There a tap behind my shoulder, I spun around to face a good looking man.

He was drool-worthy, and I found myself gawking at his sexyness.

“Hello, Clarissa...”

I tilted my head to the side, “Do I ... know you? I haven’t met anyone here ever...”

He looked at me gently with a smile on his face, pointing his index finger to his... MOHAWK!

“YOUR... YOUR CHICKEN!”

“But... but... how!? You were a CHICKEN!

“That intimate night between us was magical and turned me into a human, it’s all thanks to you, Clarissa!”

He went into my chest and wrapped his arms tightly around my waist, rubbing my back in small circles. Sexually active chicken, much?

“....I don’t....seriously? I did... THAT?” I couldn't help my eyes widening so much.

It seemed like a dream, now we can officially, normally, be together!

Or that’s, what I thought...

The sound of grandpa’s chainsaw rang through my ears in the distance, and I pulled away with great fright. He was coming...

“DIE SLUT! I WILL KILL YOU FOR BEDDING MY CHICKEN, YOU HOOCHIE! YOUR JUST LIKE YO MOMMA!”



The fight ended in a blur, Chicken protected me until the very end, that is, before the ‘magic’ wore off and he turned back into a normal chicken, flopping away to save himself.





A cold month in winter, grandpa walked the path to the cemetery, kicking my tombstone. “Slut till the very end.” and spit.

One spring day, Chicken sat against my tombstone, laying an egg.


BAWK!
THE END : D
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ummm.... yeah....
Not gonna say much about this...
EXCEPT...
FEMALE chickens lay eggs, dipshit =w=
That was weird... don't post anything like this EVERRR AGAIN O___o
For the safety of our younger members...
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NU UH D :
it was... transgendered... and confused...........
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owo
No.
What that was, was bestiality =w=
Which CREEPS ME OUT ;w;
Posted 8/22/10
XD


WEEELL...SOMEONE WANNA GIVE ME A NON CREEPY PLOT FOR A STORY THEN? D:
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Posted 8/22/10
Hmm. Something with...
OMG I JUST GOT A PLOT BUNNY NVM |D

For YOU though... hmmmmm.
FARMERS :DD
Like HM XD
Posted 8/22/10 , edited 8/22/10
ah!
I GOT SOMETHINGGGGGGG |D
EHHEHEHE <3
(normal uncreepy) FARM LIFE WITH...... DUN DUN DUN.
ROMANCE ♥ [WITH someone as big headed and cocky as Rockkkkkkkkk | D]


...coming soon XD
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YESSS |D
lol WHO named him ROCK exactly? XDD
I still think that's funny |D
Being a Rock Licker and all =w=
Posted 8/22/10
LOL im guessin the person who made the GAME?
GOD. SO BLONDE!

& yesss lmao it IS rather CHAWSOMEEEEEEEE :3
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WELL DUH KOKOCHII =w=
I mean who WOULD name is ROCK? XD It's such a weird name XD
Posted 8/22/10
HMMM... xd
i actually thought it was a pretty cooool name : D
it made me think the chara was quite HARD >/////3

here we are, talking about hard rocks.
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lol Kokochii XD
Yes, yesss, it implies hardness and allll =w=
AND WE ALL KNOW WE JUST LOVEEEE LICKING ROCKS |D
hard rocks. Are there any other kind?
Well, there are those... crumbly rocks... and some that are really soft and malleable...
LOL THIS SOUNDS SO BAD XD
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LMAO. Male chickens can't lay eggs. Unless the magic wore off and he turned into a hen... .>.>
Posted 6/23/11
LOL why do you only like the freaky creepy stories i wrote when i was on crack or something!? D;
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