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Chuck Norris Facts
Posted 8/23/10
okay people let me hear what you got
ill start it off with a few

chuck norris can make a snowman out of rain
chuck norris can make a paraplegic run for his life
jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swin through land
when you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars, chuck norris has more money that you
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris shaves by kicking himself in the face, because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
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Posted 8/23/10 , edited 8/23/10
Chuck norris CAN believe that its not butter
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Posted 8/23/10
Chuck Norris Sweats Justice
Dodgeballs dodge Chuck Norris

Also my dad waitered Chuck Norris in Malibu at a resturant named Chop Sticks XD
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Posted 8/23/10
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because he only knows the element of surprise.
God said, "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard....only another fist.
Space aliens do exist, they are just scared of Chuck Norris.
The Earth doesn't spin around the Sun; The universe spins around Chuck Norris.
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Posted 8/23/10
Chuck Norris created giraffes when when he uppercutted a horse so hard his kids inherited the pain. (by the way, giraffes have been known to decapitate lions with their mad kicks. you do the math.)
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Posted 8/23/10
Chuck Norris' computer doesn't need a ctrl button. Chuck Norris is ALWAYS in control.
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Posted 8/23/10
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer!!!!!!! ... Its a shame he doesn't cry.
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Posted 8/23/10
The grass is always greener on whichever side Chuck Norris is standing.
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Posted 8/23/10
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win, forever.

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris'd
Posted 8/23/10
Chuck Norris can kill more germs than hand sanitizer.
Chuck Norris is such a great actor that he faked his own death in Way of the Dragon.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.
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Posted 8/23/10 , edited 8/24/10
Jack Bauer is Chuck Norris' B*tch
When A zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't become the zombie, the zombie becomes Chuck Norris.
The toilet Paper of Chuck Norris is Cheese Graters
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Posted 8/23/10
Chuck Norris is High Overlord Saurfang's level one warrior.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang_facts

(Words from a previous World of Warcraft player)
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Posted 8/23/10
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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