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Posted 8/24/10

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Chuck Norris' computer doesn't need a ctrl button. Chuck Norris is ALWAYS in control.


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDD!!
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"Chuck Norris CAN judge a book by its cover."
"There are two kinds of people in the world, normal people and Chuck Norris."
"Whenever Chuck Norris tells a lie, it instantly becomes fact."
"The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris can eat lightning and crap thunder."

Lmao!!!!! If you want more, search in Google "Chuck Norris" then press "I'm Feeling Lucky"
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24 / F / UK
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Posted 8/24/10
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he asks for a bucket and a gun.

FACT!
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24 / F / UK
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Posted 8/24/10
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.
FACT!
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Posted 8/24/10
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once shot down a helicopter by pointing a finger and yelling "Bang!"

Chuck Norris can run so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head

Chuck Norris successfully counted to infinity twice
Posted 8/24/10 , edited 8/24/10
Chuck Norris was out of my era and screen when I was younger though I fell upon some rumors that it's some mountain AKA Olympus Mons, as to the validity of these claims I cannot ascertain but believe it to be true.
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Posted 8/24/10
When Chuck Norris appears in your dreams, its no longer your dream, it's Chuck Norris's dream.
Posted 8/24/10
Once, while having sex, one of chuck norris' sperms went ona tractor. We now know this tractor as Optimus Prime.
Nobody knows who the real father of Chuck Norris is. One theory states that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land
Posted 8/24/10
hmmm, I just realized that Chuck facts are getting old....well realized that a few years ago but what ever.
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Posted 8/24/10 , edited 8/24/10
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Posted 8/24/10

wrench246 wrote:

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once shot down a helicopter by pointing a finger and yelling "Bang!"

Chuck Norris can run so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head

Chuck Norris successfully counted to infinity twice


LMFAO!!! lol those are all awesome dude!! xDDD!!
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Posted 8/24/10
I gotta say, all these facts are making me laugh my ass off xDDD!!
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27 / M / N.Y.
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Posted 8/24/10 , edited 8/24/10
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
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Posted 8/24/10
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.Twice

Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 time,the fist time he died before Chuck Norris was finish killing him, Chuck Norris then brought him back to life and killed him, then Chuck Norris killed him again (i think thats how it went)

Whoever said no one was perfect obviously never met Chuck Norris

Freddie Kruger has trouble sleeping because of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesnt pay the government, the government pays Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 2 moves.
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