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Chuck Norris Facts
Posted 8/25/10
If Chuck Norris was a callender every month would be Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass
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Posted 8/25/10
Newton's third law is true in all cases except for when Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick. There is no force equal to that of Chuck Norris
Posted 8/25/10
Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch a cyclops between the eye
Posted 8/25/10
Chuck Norris is so fast he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head

^ thats my favourite EVER

whoever tops that is the new Chuck Norris.
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Posted 8/25/10

Rina-San wrote:

Chuck Norris is so fast he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head

^ thats my favourite EVER

whoever tops that is the new Chuck Norris.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk&NR=1
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Posted 8/25/10
chuck norris invented his own own brand of toilet paper, but the sale didnt go so well because chuck norris dont take shit from no one
there is no such thing as the theory of evolution all animals we see today chuck norris let them live
chuck norris got married to Saturn that why there is a ring around it
chuck norris discovered that everything taste like chicken because only chuck norris is brave enough to taste every thing
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Posted 8/25/10
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris
Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Posted 8/26/10

Rina-San wrote:

Chuck Norris is so fast he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head

^ thats my favourite EVER

whoever tops that is the new Chuck Norris.


My abs are killing me

Chuck Norris doesn't need to get a life....life needs Chuck Norris.
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Posted 8/29/10
Chuck Norris is unaffected by Haruhi Suziyama's powers.
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Posted 8/29/10
Chuck Norris got pwned by Bruce Lee. This is a Chuck Norris facts forum.
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Posted 8/29/10
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
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Posted 8/29/10
Type "Find chuck norris" into good and Click on the I'm feeling lucky button XD
Posted 9/11/10
Chuck Norris can make a Twinkie's shelf life expire.

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Posted 9/11/10 , edited 9/11/10
Lets put down a real fact..

'Chuck Norris once admitted at a restaurant that Bruce Lee could Kick his ass in a real fight.' (fact.)

I can respect a person that could admit wen they would get their ass kicked.




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Posted 9/11/10

bobaganoosh10 wrote:

Chuck Norris got pwned by Bruce Lee. This is a Chuck Norris facts forum.



Darkphoenix3450 wrote:

Lets put down a real fact..

'Chuck Norris once admitted at a restaurant that Bruce Lee could Kick his ass in a real fight.' (fact.)

I can respect a person that could admit wen they would get their ass kicked.


Bruce could've...... r.i.p....... But guess what, chuck fought the dragon, chuck survived the dragon, chuck outlived the dragon
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