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Ever saved a life?
Posted 11/27/10
Sure have.

So this paraplegic's car was stuck on the railway.

I have no idea how he got there, but the international news segment dedicated to my heroics the next day suggested that he was pushed there against his will.

Everyone was just standing and watching.

As soon as I got there, I KNEW I had to do something.

Because being a bystander is the same as helping the train bully the poor cripple.

So then I proceeded to use my penis as a car jack. (Thank god I used to work as a crane lift at the docks)

After that, he gave me a ride to the animal shelter, where I was going that day to volunteer.

And that concludes the story of the day.
Posted 11/27/10

GheyDeer wrote:

Sure have.

So this paraplegic's car was stuck on the railway.

I have no idea how he got there, but the international news segment dedicated to my heroics the next day suggested that he was pushed there against his will.

Everyone was just standing and watching.

As soon as I got there, I KNEW I had to do something.

Because being a bystander is the same as helping the train bully the poor cripple.

So then I proceeded to use my penis as a car jack. (Thank god I used to work as a crane lift at the docks)

After that, he gave me a ride to the animal shelter, where I was going that day to volunteer.

And that concludes the story of the day.


omg.....thats sooooo random but also very funny!!!!!!
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Posted 11/27/10
I saved a little girl at the pool from drowning a year ago
Posted 11/27/10
O.o Lots of times, but I can't really remember. Well once my baby brother was about to fall head first to the ground from the sofa and I caught him before...yeah. @_@
Posted 11/27/10 , edited 11/27/10
I opted to not step on the ant But then I killed what might've been its mama.
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No, I haven't saved a life. I have ended the life of my little parrot, by accident of course.
Posted 12/23/10
no i haven't saved anyone yet. I'm always the one been saved.. Like when i drowned on the swimming poOl..
Posted 3/10/11
yes, three days my uncle tried to hang himself on his belt. he was drunk. i hugged him. that i was just like drama.
Posted 3/10/11
My mate away from a speeding car, the people next to us couldn't believe how fast I moved.

I guess when you see your best friend about to get squished all the energy in your body is focused on saving them. I like how casually we walked away narrowly escaping death. Now were blood brother and sister
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Posted 3/10/11
yes i saved a homeless person from almost getting hit by a train
Posted 3/10/11

Bashment wrote:

yes i saved a homeless person from almost getting hit by a train


Kudos to you.
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Posted 3/10/11
I feed homeless people and save sick animals. That's it ;_;
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21 / M / New Jersey, U.S.A.
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Posted 3/10/11
I pushed my friend away from a poisonous snake then it bit me. I saved him then he saved me.
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34 / M / Las Noches
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Posted 3/10/11
nope , want to if i see one
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Nope, never in my life.
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