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What was the Funniest thing that happened to YOU?
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Posted 8/27/10
Funniest thing that ever happened to me............well i dont want to mention it -_-'' XDDD
But i was thinking nd sooooo wat was the Funniest thing that happened to uuuuu???
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21 / F / CT
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Posted 8/27/10
well its hard to explain but my friend was hitting a vollyball and it hit the celing and slamded her in the head i almost peed myself because it was so funny lol
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Posted 8/27/10
my friends tricked me into doing shrooms (even thoguh they took it with me) saying it would make work fun....but I was put on a reality tv show called scare tactics....I almost shit my pants XD but laughed like a nut when i realised it was all false, and the shroom trip still went on for another 4 hours afterwards XD
Posted 8/27/10
i woke up with a dog sucking my dick. the funny part was i came all over it
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Posted 8/27/10
My cousin had a total crush on me and I had no feelings for him - HE'S MY COUSIN!

One day he came to me while I was in his attic playing power rangers with his brother.
"I'm breaking up with you." He said, age 7.
"We were never together." I said not looking at him.
[Everyone witnesses this event. My best friend, her sister, my brother, his brother.]
Mom comes up and says, "Who wants to go to the mall?!?" Everyone runs downstairs.
I get into the car first and fasten my seat belt like a good girl.
He comes in next. He looks at me and says:
"Why are we sitting next to each other? We just broke up!"
Everyone in the car laughs.

It's that or when I tripped on a leaf.
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69 / M / Limbo
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Posted 8/27/10
I shot a guy in the face with a paintball gun, he sort of passed out. When he snapped out of it he realized that he shit and pissed his pants.
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30 / M / 昼寝の王国
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Posted 8/29/10

Your_Typical_Friend wrote:

i woke up with a dog sucking my dick. the funny part was i came all over it


WOW. I'm speechless.

I don't really know what the would be mine. Maybe I'll come back to this if I figure it out.
Posted 8/29/10 , edited 8/29/10
hmm lets see
I trip all the time
then i tend to get hit by a door
Posted 8/29/10
I was going to class one day & tried to rush, but then tripped over my feet and fell. I looked around to see if anyone else was in the hall, & sure enough there was. He laughed and made fun of me.
Posted 8/29/10
One day I was going back to home after the bus drop me from school and when I was going inside the apartment buliding a man in the second story was walking out and accidently slam himself to the glass wall and scared the crap out of me. I didn't even know how he got to do that... It was strange... O__O
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21 / F / Inside a Hearts'...
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Posted 9/5/10 , edited 9/5/10
1. during gym class, someone was playing with a beach volleyball, and i was talking to someone. when i turned around, my face got smacked by the ball.
2. when i was talking to this guy in my class, i bumped myself on the pole.
3. it was raining in the morning, and when i got into the class, it was wet and i slipped and slid down the room. everyone laughed.
4. during summer school, i got into the wrong room and sat there for a while until my sister came and said, "uhh, i think u got the wrong room. ur room is next door." i immediately ran away.
5. in second grade, i got hit with a football on my back, head, and butt....
6. after art class, this guy in my class had a flower, kissed it and said, "will you marry that clown over there?" and he pointed to the worst guy and freak in my class.
7. on my first day of summer break, my mom left to go on a trip and then told me to check if the clothes flew away, so i did. when i checked, her robe was gone. immediately, i screamed, "SOMEONE STOLE THE CLOTHES!!!!" and then i called my mom, and then she said, "who's stupid enough to steal that cheap thing?" then when my sister went out and checked, she said, "hey, the robe is the on ground"
8. my mom bought me something so i can put my phone in. it was a frog, with a crown. i immediately threw it across the room.
EDIT: 9. In Science Class
Friend A: Hey, wanna go out? (jokingly)
Me: *blinks* What?! We're in class right now! Unless you wanna sneak out!
yes.... these r all true, altho it seems misfortunate, i find them funny rather, my friends laughed when i told them
Posted 9/5/10
I was born.
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Posted 9/5/10
i was walking out of the school cafeteria carrying snacks for me nd my frnds..........!!! it was a rainy day, although the rain had stopped, but it was really muddy everywhere.......!!! my frnds were sitting on the bench in the lawn right in front of the cafeteria..........!!! i came to them holding the snacks nd announcing in high spirits "here u are.........." when suddenly, i slipped in the mud .................right in front of everyone..........!!! it was recess so it was extremely crowded nd u know, everyone around me started laughing... ......i joined in!!! but the funny part was that my frnds told me afterwards that just b4 i came nd slipped, they were wondering who wud come nd fall in this slippery mud...........!!!
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Posted 9/5/10
I walked against a door
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Posted 9/5/10
Oops, fail, I hit a door while laughing*
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