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What are some of the most stupidest things you've said?
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Posted 9/3/10 , edited 9/3/10
Everyone's had their moment of stupidity. What are some of yours? :D

some of mine:

me: where are u from?
friend: Britain
me: woah, say something in British!
friend: .... o.o

*on cellphone*
Me: yea mom, i just got home
Mom: good
Me: ... omg i lost my cellphone!!!
Mom: ... ur on your cell

Me: WHEN IS FRIDAY?!! T^T
it was a long day

ill post more if i remember
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21 / F / dubai
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Posted 9/3/10
lol,,,,i say a lot...

sorry..i cant remember..>< hahaa...


too manyyy to mention...
Posted 9/3/10 , edited 9/3/10
In 2nd grade, when i came back from being sick... the teacher called on me to answer a question of the story they read yesterday, i got confused as hell and i just said w/e tht was on my mind at the time and i called out "cheese doodle" ... i was embarassed as hell
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25 / M / Calibaby.........
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My Ex: "I Love You"
Me: "Ok"
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Ive said so many stupid things like i would space out wen my friend talks & then wen they ask me something i would just b like " I go with the flow."
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20 / F / ~Wonderland~
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My friends will talk about someone, and I will go along and say something about the person. Then find out that they were talking about a whole different person O.O Plus I have the bad luck of always badmouthing someone whenever they're right behind me. <.< I also feel stupid when someone say hi to me, and I reply back 10 seconds later. My mind process it, but I'm pretty slow to react. T.T
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30 / M / 昼寝の王国
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Posted 9/3/10

Mu_123 wrote:
*on cellphone*
Me: yea mom, i just got home
Mom: good
Me: ... omg i lost my cellphone!!!
Mom: ... ur on your cell


That one is great, and I haven't done anything quite that bad, but I can't even count the number of times I've looked around for something for like 10 minutes, then realized I've been holding it in my hand the whole time.

I know this doesn't quite fit the forum topic, but that reminds me of a great story.

When the Matrix: Reloaded came out I decided to trip and go see it with a friend of mine. I just started tripping when we got to the theater. Since it was a popular movie, they check your tickets twice: once at the entrance, and again at the door to the individual theater. After getting concessions we were about to go in, but I couldn't find my ticket. I searched my pockets over and over and over, retraced my steps looking for it on the ground, but 20 minutes past and I still couldn't find it. So I walk back up to my friend, and with my hand in my pocket, I say "Athena, I'm so sorry, I can't find it anywhere." Then I pull my hand out of my pocket and look at it, and I'm holding the ticket!

It goes to show the best way to find something is to stop looking for it.
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Posted 9/3/10
it quite a few years ago, its my biggest and most stupidest thing i have ever said.

i was about 16, at the time i was kinda into drugs, mainly meth, i also smoked cigarettes. some friends came over at midnight and we done smoked about a teener of meth and where smoking cigs to cover up all the smoke. after a few hours of smoking a family member barged into my bedroom. three of my buddy's where on my bed, me and another on a chair with my back to the door. it was my hit and when they came in i hid the pipe in my hands and exhaled the smoke slowly so they wouldn't see the smoke.

after about 20 minutes we all left my room threw the bedroom door, since they came in threw the window. the family member told us no more smoking in the house, and i was high as hell at the moment they said and i responded with.

"not even cigarettes?" and tryd to hide it by saying the rollie kind that you have to manually roll with out a filter. to this day i still get flack for saying that. >.<
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Posted 9/4/10
This happened to me yesterday

Bro: Stop wasting tape!! Ur killing trees!! D:<

i was laughing so hard
Posted 9/4/10
can i fuck your cat?
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I say to my friend, I wan't to taste the sky.. I wish there was a way :D

WE LIVE IN CANADA, WE HAVE SNOW, EAT AS MUCH AS U WANT :3
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24 / F / New York City
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Posted 9/4/10
This usually happen to me when my friend is talkign to me and I'm just dazing off and then I'll just jump in the convo and talk about a whole other person that he/she was talking about. Also, when peopel talk so low, I get so confuse what they are saying that I eventually look dumb.
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24 / F / Tampa, FL
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Posted 9/4/10
"Pretty much everybody looks terrible in orange."

I realized 2 seconds later that the friend I was telling this to was wearing orange ._.
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21 / F / New York
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Posted 9/4/10

touchzanaflexpens wrote:

"Pretty much everybody looks terrible in orange."

I realized 2 seconds later that the friend I was telling this to was wearing orange ._.


hahaha that's hilarious! that must have been so embarrassing for her
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24 / F / Tampa, FL
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Posted 9/4/10

Mu_123 wrote:


touchzanaflexpens wrote:

"Pretty much everybody looks terrible in orange."

I realized 2 seconds later that the friend I was telling this to was wearing orange ._.


hahaha that's hilarious! that must have been so embarrassing for her


It was she gave me the dirtiest look and put me on a guilt trip for the rest of the day
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