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What are some of the most stupidest things you've said?
Posted 9/11/10
*in restraunt*
Friend: "Oh the Scottish salmon looks good doesn't it?"
Me: "Do they make Scottish salmon?"

*at the register*

Till woman: "Do you want cashback?"
Me: "Er yeah please, £30"
Till woman: "How would you like that?"
Me: "Cash...."
Till woman: *much lolz* "No I mean tens twenties?"

omg -__-
Posted 9/11/10
I love you. It blurted out of no where.
said it to an ex by mistake.
Posted 2/4/11
Me:I really want a mini cat.

Friend: You mean a kitten?

Me: Oh yeah...

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Me: Mum! There's only one shower gel
Mum: So?
Me: I'm in the bath....


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Posted 2/4/11
"well ya see, at first i thought meat came w/ the hamburger helper.."
Posted 2/4/11
New entry:

Friend: So are you enjoying the party Rina?

Me: *drunk* *points at her* I'm enjoying your face!

Oh my.... -__- not gonna live it down. Ever.
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Posted 2/10/11
i was talking on my cell phone and i said wheres my cellphone haha
pretty much what i can remember
Posted 3/8/11

Rina-San wrote:

New entry:

Friend: So are you enjoying the party Rina?

Me: *drunk* *points at her* I'm enjoying your face!

Oh my.... -__- not gonna live it down. Ever.


Epic lolz! :lol:


I say dumb shit sometimes too, everyone does.
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Posted 3/8/11
This forum is total win, my new favorite.

My entire life is stupid moments, lol.

Backstory: We went on a lot of road trips, usually to Canada, and I'd ask what state we were in. This time, we were just driving within the state from northwest Florida towards central Florida (Orlando) and I woke up and went to go pee in a gas station.
Me to attendant: "What state are we in?"
Her: *blink blink* (Is this chick high?) "We're in Florida."
Me: Oh, whoops *facepalm*
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Posted 3/8/11

Chained_Angel wrote:

Me:I really want a mini cat.

Friend: You mean a kitten?

Me: Oh yeah...

_________________________

Me: Mum! There's only one shower gel
Mum: So?
Me: I'm in the bath....




mini cat!!!??? wiiiin!!! rofl!!!!!
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Posted 3/8/11
when i was arguing with my 4 year cousin

yeah, pretty that entire conversation....-_-U
Posted 3/8/11

Chained_Angel wrote:


Rina-San wrote:

New entry:

Friend: So are you enjoying the party Rina?

Me: *drunk* *points at her* I'm enjoying your face!

Oh my.... -__- not gonna live it down. Ever.


Epic lolz! :lol:


I say dumb shit sometimes too, everyone does.


Apparently my friend literally peed a little because she was laughing at me so much ah the joys of alcohol.
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Posted 3/8/11
I once asked "At which time do they show the 6 o'clock news?"
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Posted 3/8/11

an old girlfreand once asked me what I thought of a dress she wanted to buy, so I told her.
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Posted 3/8/11

Chained_Angel wrote:

Me:I really want a mini cat.

Friend: You mean a kitten?

Me: Oh yeah...



But a kitten is a mini cat :O!

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Posted 3/9/11

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:


Chained_Angel wrote:

Me:I really want a mini cat.

Friend: You mean a kitten?

Me: Oh yeah...



But a kitten is a mini cat :O!



YAHHHHHHHH TRICKKKK YAHHHHHHHH

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