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What are some of the most stupidest things you've said?
Posted 4/12/11
In the middle of nowhere while talking to my friends I blurted out; "Has anyone ever seen rabbit droppings?"
It was followed by a minute of "wtf", then one of weird laughter.

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Posted 4/12/11 , edited 4/12/11
Me: blabla bla bla mon-ga
Her: it's MANG-ga
Me: No, that's how you pronounce it in Japan
Her: No it's mang-ga in english not MON-ga
Me: There is no english manga, the word came from japan, it's MON-ga
Her: That's japan, not America
Me: no--
Her: yesssss
Me: no, they even---
Her: yesssssss yess
Me: they--
Her: yessssssssssss yessss yesssssss~
Me: they even pronounce it that way in english commericals said it really fast
Her: Stop trying to act Japanese
Me: Just because I pronounce manga mon-ga doesn't mean I'm trying to act Japanese
Her: yes, you want to be Japanese
Me: no
Her: Yessss
Me: no, why would I even--
Her: yesss yesss yesssssssss yessssssssssssssssss"
Me: no why would I even what to--
Her: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ♪~~~

my anger got the best of me and i said
Me: Why would I want to be Japanese, I don't want to get bombed!
Her: *GASP* that's messed up
Me: ....

fuck you bitch. This is the type of people I have to deal with.
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18 / M / boys locker room
Posted 4/12/11 , edited 4/16/11
"Pick a number between 1 and 5"
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69 / M / Columbia, MO
Posted 4/12/11
Sometimes I help a friend at trade shows. Most of the locales he visits are out-of-town or 2 states over. I ride with him to these places and help him set up. He has found it is cheaper for him to haul 1-2 people he knows all over versus hiring a local lumper or going solo and setting up his displays alone.

Anyway, I went with him on a trip from central Kansas to Atlanta, GA. En route we, this being Don, myself, and a fellow nicknamed Captain Crash, stopped at a steak house in Poplar Bluff, MO to get dinner. Nothing of consequence out of the ordinary happened until it was time to place our orders in. The waitress listened to each of us. Don ordered steak well done (might as well be shoe leather IMO), I ordered the 10 oz. salmon, and Captain Crash sat motionless. After coaxing from Don, Crash finally ordered a steak. The waitress was polite but needed to know how Crash wanted his steak. He looked at her perplexed and dumbfounded, and after a few quiet moments drifted by, said "on a plate!"

This guy meant what he said. He didn't mean it as a joke or light humor. Boy oh boy, some answers you just don't see comin'.

Posted 4/12/11
When my sister said to me, Say Sugar!! And i did. And she made it sound like a bad word. But then she later told me the meaning... and I forgot it. So the next week these gangsters were bullying me, I said "You're SUGAR" Thnking it was a bad thing
and then the guy was like,"EWwwwwwwwww WTF" and then made me cry by saying how my cousin is going to tell my mum that I'm a terrible student and that i should be dead.
Then everyone was like "Dina likes Simon... Whoooo" And i was embarrassed like hell because i despised him *-*
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Posted 4/12/11
I was in Anatomy class about a month or two ago & we were in the Blood chapter, & for the Lab we had to cut our finger to get our blood on a tray & mix different chemicals with different blood drops for blood typing. I just effortlessly cut my finger like a happy emo kid & I noticed after 30 minutes of discovering my blood type (which is A+) the 3 girls at my table hadn't even cut their fingers yet & so I asked "Why are you girls so scared of blood? You bleed every month" I didn't realize what I said till after they looked at me with =O faces. Moments later I start laughing uncontrollably.
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20 / M / only a true stalk...
Posted 4/12/11
My mom and i wanted to stop by my aunts house so i used my cell to call her house and she said " hello" and i said hi and asked if she was home...and she replied " i would like to thnk so since i answered the phone"
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25 / F
Posted 4/12/11
I don't know. I say stupid things all the time. I can't remember any, but that's probably a good thing.
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Posted 4/12/11
when i was working at a bakery a famous person (Katy Segal) walked in and i said..."hey... aren't you that famous person?"

theres plenty more stupid things i've said but that's the only one i can think of at the moment :D
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28 / M
Posted 4/13/11
i feel really bad about it now, but i yelled are you deaf at a deaf person. her sister definitely heard me though...
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Posted 4/16/11
I always say stupid things and it'll be too much work if I post it. lol
Posted 4/16/11
My favorite has to be:

Gabby: *giving thoughtful speech*
Me: Gabby
Gabby: yeah?
Me:...my corndog has a ripple in it
Gabby: *hangs up*

Posted 7/26/11 , edited 7/26/11
-Wait up...this time i'm not gonna say somethin stupid...........
*endless regrets*
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26 / M / Missouri
Posted 7/26/11
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20 / F / Stalking you.Yes...
Posted 7/26/11
Just about every other thing i say.
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