My job sucks. What do I do?
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My job is so amazing. I try to explain it by first talking about the people I work with: First, there is this wannabe supermodel babe. But damn, she is as completely useless as she is hot. The Chick is fixing her hair or applying makeup non stop. She is terribly egecentric and has never once considered the wants or needs of anyone but herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks, and I still find it startling that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next girl is the polar opposite. She may well even be one of the most intelligent people on the planet. her carrer oppurtunities are boundless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of one to ten. I'm not positive she even batthes, not to mention shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she could be a lesbian because whenever we drive by a hardware store, she mewls like a cat in heat.

But the gem of the bunch has to be the fucking stoner. And this dude is more than just you typical toker. In fact, he is high before he comes to work, while at work, and I'm pretty sure after work. He probably hasn't beensober any time in the past eight years, and he is only like 22. He dresses like a beatnik atavism from the 60s, and to exacerbate things, he keeps bringing his big fucking dog to work. Every day I have to fucking look at this giant Great Dane plod around half-stoned, probably from the second-hand smoke. Hell, I even often think its attempting to talk with its constant trumpeting. Also, they're both constantly hungry, needing sever stops to Krystal and Burger King every single fucking day.

Anyways, I drive these shitwads around in my van and we try to solve mysteries and shit.

What do I do guys?
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im quiting my job at the end of october in time for onicon thats how imma celebrate


i work in an office but its boring soooo im quiting


o haha i c wat u did ther

i typed that before reading all that
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my advice is to quit ur job and go back to 4van
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Posted 9/15/10
LOL, run! Run far away! But take the dog with you, because he can keep the creepers away.
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20 / M / Probably staring...
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I uh... walk meh dog. O_O
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29 / F / Plato's allegoric...
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So that makes you Fred? Nice ascot.
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17 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 9/15/10
my face when i read all that
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F / Youtube!
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Posted 9/16/10
Back in yo van, fool.
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Posted 9/16/10
Make rules ? lol
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Posted 9/16/10
.___.

I found out half way through, but continued reading all of it wasting a good 1 minute of my life anyway...
It was brilliant. Now make one for spongebob!


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