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Worst pick up line/ thing to say to the woman you like
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Posted 9/17/10 , edited 9/18/10
Tell me the most hilarious thing you've heard some one say to another person. If you need help getting started here's one I heard a guy say to this girl in a line at a store " excuse me miss I aint trying to be funny but let me beat that ***** like it owe me money" ,later I found out what he said was from this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_JGYUozYtA at 1:28 . Man ppl are crazy lol.
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Posted 9/17/10 , edited 9/17/10
"is there a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them"

"i lost my phone number, can i have yours?"

Posted 9/17/10
I'm surprised people still do pick up lines. I mean really, what woman really fell for such stupid lines like "I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?" I think she's a moron if she did. .__.
Posted 9/17/10
Those old pickup lines are cute if you're joking. ♥

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uhohimdead wrote:

"is there a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them"

"i lost my phone number, can i have yours?"



i gotta say the phone number one is awesome!
Posted 9/17/10 , edited 9/17/10
I saw this on someone's profile before: "I put the STD in "stud", all i need is U" lol XD
Posted 9/17/10
"If you were a booger I'd pick you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
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Posted 9/17/10
Do you work for UPS, cause I think you've been staring at my package
I put the FCK in "fuck" and all I need is U.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

and for a sure-fire slap:
"Did you fall from the sky...




...cause your face looks fucked up."
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Posted 9/17/10

mystic17 wrote:

I'm surprised people still do pick up lines. I mean really, what woman really fell for such stupid lines like "I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?" I think she's a moron if she did. .__.


How about this one "If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
You should atleast consider it better

Or how about this one: "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

If you find these better, I guess you hadn't heard em all
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Posted 9/17/10
The worst pickup line I ever saw someone use was when I was a customer at a video rental store. The creepy old manager goes up to one of his employees, stares at her crotch and says "Hey, you gonna eat that?"
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TheModernDayZombie wrote:

I saw this on someone's profile before: "I put the STD in "stud", all i need is U" lol XD


that is gud lolXD
BUT i wouldnt take it seriously
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Posted 9/17/10
Worst thing you could do would be to use a pick up line in the first place

Getting a good laugh out of all the cheesy ones so far
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Posted 9/17/10
lmfao. "I love every bone in your body... especially mine."
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Posted 9/17/10 , edited 9/17/10
"Is your dad a terrorist? because you are the bomb."
"Hey, can I have a new heart? because you stole mine."
"Am I dead? because you look like an angel."
"Are we the last 2 people on earth? because all I see is you baby."
"Are you crazy? because I am....about you."
"Is your face the sun? because you are the light of my life."
"If being sexy is a crime, then you need to be locked away for life, in my pants."

that's about it
Posted 9/17/10
You're beautiful.
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