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Worst pick up line/ thing to say to the woman you like
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39 / M / Manitoba
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Posted 9/17/10
I always liked "If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
Posted 9/17/10
Would it be alright if I borrowed your vagina for a few minutes?
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Posted 9/17/10
Pick up lines are pretty much corny overall so what's the point?
I remember some guy came up to me and said, "I love the word yes and I'm highly allergic to no, so what about I call you tonight?"
I looked at this guy and said, "I hope the allergic reaction won't hurt you too much." and I walked away.
What kind of pick up line is that? He just made me waste a minute! A minute of my life just went by, just like that.
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116 / F / Somewhere, sleeping.
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Posted 9/18/10
"I'm just like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get."

When I heard that one I just about died laughing.
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22 / F / San Carlos city
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Posted 9/18/10 , edited 9/18/10
i always read this one... "if i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together...
its kinda tiring...
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Posted 9/18/10


"if u were a booger i'd pick u"
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25 / M / Location Location
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Posted 9/18/10 , edited 9/18/10
Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.


Get in the car.
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25 / M / On an Enigmatic R...
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Posted 9/18/10
i just want to see you smile even if that smile isn't for me
Posted 9/18/10 , edited 9/18/10
Some of these lines are LMAO funny due to their corniness and ingenuity.

Something for Bonno ~ Hi I'm Bonno. It's a BEAUTIFUL DAY. How about you let me split the curtains and let the sunshine in.

On public transport ~ Excuse me. I noticed you were bored with this ride. (Whispers heavily and pervertedly in ear) you wanna go chew chew on my train.

Said to a hot librarian ~ P: Your books are falling. Lib: What, where? P: In the reception room I reserved, do you think you could help me pick them up. You'll need to cum quickly I only have it for the next 5 minutes.

All my own made.
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28 / M / CA
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Posted 9/18/10
Did you kow that Pac-man was originally going to be called Puk-man?
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22 / F / 不思議の国
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Posted 9/18/10
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Posted 9/18/10
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"


ze04 wrote:

i always read this one... "if i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together...
its kinda tiring...


Good comeback = "I like it just the way it is. With 'N' and 'O' together."
Posted 9/18/10
All pick up lines.

Don't even bother, its not a true reflection of your personality, its not original and you're making an ass of yourself. Just stop...stop.



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22 / M / Earth, CA
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Posted 9/18/10
watch this video 1st

i think the funnest quote was "girl ur parents must be a**holes cause u r the shit"
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41 / F / Now I'm in VA...d...
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Posted 9/18/10
Cool avatar, Dandelion!
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