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Worst pick up line/ thing to say to the woman you like
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Posted 10/23/10
"I just need some one to hold me, that's all I am looking for!" I heard him say it to every girl at the party that night! It didn't work with any of them!
Posted 10/23/10 , edited 10/23/10
I may be no fred flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock >=D

if u were a Pokemon, you must be a squirtle because u make me alllll wet!

your not the prettiest girl in this room but beauty is only a light switch away
Posted 10/23/10
When God made you, he was showing off!
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30 / some where heaven...
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Posted 10/24/10
''something special need to share,all i need is only u''.......something like that
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28 / M / stuck in the sky
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Posted 10/24/10
-girl are you from tenessee because ur the only ten i see
-are your legs tired because youve been running around my mind all day
-hurry up and give me your number before i dont want it anymore
-Guy: walks up to the women checks for lable Guy says: just as i thought made in heaven
-is your father a preist because your body is heavenly
-are your pants from mars cuz that bootys out of this world
-damn baby those legs made an ass of themselves
i got more just need to remember
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26 / F / do you really wan...
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Posted 10/24/10
Good gracious,these are just horrible! yeesh..
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19 / F / 13° 00 N, 122° 00 E
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Posted 10/24/10
Are you a typhoon? (why?) because the moment you left my area of responsibility,
you leave my heart in the state of calamity. .
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Posted 10/24/10
"Do you have a Band-aid? Cause' I just scraped my knee falling for you."
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. "
"Can I put my pickle in your juicy jar?"
"Your name must be cheerios...cause' you seem healthy for my heart."
"Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you!"
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F / IN UR HOUSE UNDER...
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Posted 10/27/10
"Nice legs what time do they open."

In 7th grade(my grade) guys say this a lot
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25 / M / CALIFORNIA !!! :]
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Posted 10/29/10
Guy: Aren't you tired?
Girl: From what?
Guy: From running around in my dreams all night!

-Hershey's kisses makes millions of kisses a day, all I'm asking for is just one!
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24 / F / Illinois
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Posted 11/1/10
"I want to date you EVERY single day!"
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26 / In Space
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Posted 11/1/10
LOL all of these are so funny.

Here's another cheesy one I've heard from a random guy:

"Can I take a picture of you?"
Me: Why?
"So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year."

And the rest of the other pick up lines i remember:

"Can I talk to you?"
"You look beautiful"
"Can I have your number?"
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26 / M / VIC, Australia
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Posted 11/2/10 , edited 11/2/10
Quite possibly the best I've heard and or attempted hahahahaha.

"Hey wanna sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart?"
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21 / F / California
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Posted 11/5/10
"have any (insert race here) in you? No? Do you want some? "
Posted 11/6/10
ughhh this was a joke i don't think the guy who said to to me really meant it: "Did you just fart because you blew me away"
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