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30 / M / 昼寝の王国
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Posted 9/26/10
khmerchef's story reminded me of this.

I was dog sitting at my dad's house while he was gone. It's 3am or so, and I go into the garage in my boxers to smoke a cigarette. For some reason I locked the doorknob on the way into the garage. The key to my dad's house is inside of course. Fortunately MY keys were in my car, in the garage. So I drive back home in just my boxers, and spend a couple hours filing down a random old key into a bump key. Then I drive back to my dad's house and bump the lock. I finally get back inside at about 5:30 in the morning.
Posted 9/26/10 , edited 9/26/10
When i was at third grade i called the cops because i was bored ... At tht time I thought the police is "suppose" to protect it's citizens against anything, apparently it couldn't protect me from boredom
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21 / F / Pandora
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Posted 9/26/10
i was trying to get into a store, but the door wouldnt open, and a clerk had to some "help" me...
turns out i was trying to push a door that said pull...
that was one of my more infamous idiotic moments, was sooooo embarrassed!!!! :tears:
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there was this day in school,
i came to class and there were a bunch of girls bending over the desk,
i walked by and slapped every single butt,they all didnt move,because they knew how i am,....
but one was shocked and stood up glaring at me,....i looked back and was like frozen,it was my bio teacher :O

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26 / M / California
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Posted 9/26/10
I went to the movies once with a new t-shirt and completely forgot to take off the sticker. I wore it the whole time without noticing
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33 / F / Atlanta
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Posted 9/26/10
I got another one.

I just made some microwave popcorn to snack on with my brother. It was my first time ever, reading the warning label "Do not open bag in front of face."

"Why?" I wondered.

I put my face down on top of the bag, and when I opened it....let's just say I got a really bad facial.
Inexcusable; I was 18 yrs at the time.
Posted 9/26/10
Snorting chilli powder to name a few I was violently sick all over the place. Also dome some crazy dares. Flashing my tits at a cop car was one, I dived into a bush straight after doing it though and legged it!
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Posted 9/27/10 , edited 9/27/10
threw my teacher's stuff on the floor >:D
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Posted 9/27/10
I bought Hamburger Helper with the anticipation that meat would be inside.
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22 / F / Northeastern Unit...
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Put a Peanut butter jar in a microwave because someone had it in the fridge and it was "too cold". It like, arced with flames and almost exploded.
Posted 9/27/10
I threw a cat in a dumpster (nah not really lol)

Thought it would be fun to skateboard and trampoline at the same time but I jumped on the board and it flew from under my feet and smashed the kitchen window

Snorted extra hot chilli powder, I was violently sick afterwards.

I've done more crazy stuff, way more! I'll have to jog my memory by doing more crazy stuff...
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24 / F / california
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Posted 9/27/10

arano wrote:

there was this day in school,
i came to class and there were a bunch of girls bending over the desk,
i walked by and slapped every single butt,they all didnt move,because they knew how i am,....
but one was shocked and stood up glaring at me,....i looked back and was like frozen,it was my bio teacher :O



lol funny
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35 / M / New York, Queens,...
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Posted 9/27/10
Wow lets see i've been around for 28 years so i've got a couple of things...where to begin is the problem lol.
1. Set my hair on fire when i was younger with a chemistry set, i was too close to the bunsen burner, my cousin wasnt much help either he provided
me with some soap water?lol what was he thinking..
2. When i was younger i shot a beehive with a BB Gun on my uncles farm needless to say that didnt go very well :(
3. Repeated the same mistake a couple years later tho with my cousin, tho to avoid getting stung we jumped off a small cliff into a lake
i was scared thought i was gonna drown only to be told by my cousin to just stand up lol my reaction was "oh" unfortunately the girl i liked saw that so ....yeaaahhhh..epic fail on my part lol.
4.Went to my first nightclub teens night (CraneClub) on the night it got raided by the NYPD...yeah that was real fun

There s more but i will leave it at that mostly because they are pranks not dumb mistakes lol
Posted 9/27/10
well, when i was about 12 or 14 i had a playstation 2 but it wasnt connected i saw the power chord it was still plugged up to the wall for some reason i put it in my mouth and began sucking on it.....2 seconds later my vision goes blue and blury that whole day i was twitching...still to this day i dont know what were the long term effects of it
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34 / M / US
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Posted 9/27/10
When I was in highschool I got sent to Washington DC for a week. I was in a congressman's office when he asked his secretary something like, "What about the INS?" I tried to explain to an Arizona congressman what the INS (immigration and naturalization service) was. That was embarrassing.
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