pick up lines lol
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Posted 10/11/10 , edited 10/11/10
sorry guys looks like this topic was posted lol

Posted 10/11/10
I find pick up lines to be more of a comical relief than a romantic one XD

-Do you have a band aid?
-Because I scraped my knee falling in love with you.

-There's something wrong with my phone.
-It doesn't have your number in it.

-Did it hurt?
-When you fell from heaven.

-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by your beauty.

These are hilarious... but will probably get you slapped XD
Posted 10/11/10 , edited 10/11/10
Duplicate Thread

Worst Pickup Lines
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-666187/worst-pick-up-line-thing-to-say-to-the-woman-you-like#33476925
Funniest Pickup Line
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-230475/funniest-pick-up-line?pg=0
Best Way to Encounter a Pickup Line
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-70431/best-way-to-counter-a-pick-up-line?pg=0
Favourite Pickup Lines
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-4391/favorite-pick-up-lines?pg=0

~Reported

P.S. One funny one I know is:


The mans destination

is a womens location

to increase the population

for the next generation

do you understand my explanation,

or do you need a demonstration?

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ya i heard this ones lol i have a lot more but i don't want to post it all lol
but here
"Don't be surprised if a fat man in a red suit stuffs you in his bag, because I asked for you for Christmas."

i lost my number. can i have yours?

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) ****! it must be 15 minutes fast

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your number's not in it.

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. (haha)

Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take thier hand and write your phone number on it.]
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otaku_125 wrote:

Duplicate Thread

Worst Pickup Lines
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-666187/worst-pick-up-line-thing-to-say-to-the-woman-you-like#33476925
Funniest Pickup Line
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-230475/funniest-pick-up-line?pg=0
Best Way to Encounter a Pickup Line
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-70431/best-way-to-counter-a-pick-up-line?pg=0
Favourite Pickup Lines
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-4391/favorite-pick-up-lines?pg=0

~Reported

P.S. One funny one I know is:


The mans destination

is a womens location

to increase the population

for the next generation

do you understand my explanation,

or do you need a demonstration?



oh there was this topic?
Posted 10/11/10

cuteanimegirl07 wrote:


otaku_125 wrote:

Duplicate Thread

Worst Pickup Lines
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-666187/worst-pick-up-line-thing-to-say-to-the-woman-you-like#33476925
Funniest Pickup Line
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-230475/funniest-pick-up-line?pg=0
Best Way to Encounter a Pickup Line
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-70431/best-way-to-counter-a-pick-up-line?pg=0
Favourite Pickup Lines
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-4391/favorite-pick-up-lines?pg=0

~Reported

P.S. One funny one I know is:


The mans destination

is a womens location

to increase the population

for the next generation

do you understand my explanation,

or do you need a demonstration?



oh there was this topic?


you could discuss this topic in these already existing threads
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you could discuss this topic in these already existing threads


thanks because when i looked around i did not see them
do u know how o close down ? this topic?

Posted 10/11/10

cuteanimegirl07 wrote:



you could discuss this topic in these already existing threads


thanks because when i looked around i did not see them
do u know how o close down ? this topic?



dont worry, i already reported this thread to the mods
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