Summary: Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. The students don’t know about this prank and even if they did, they’d be LESS then amused…
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Stranded with Idiots
Chapter 1: What Mission?
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke waited patiently for their, once again, late sensei. Naruto was ranting on about things he was going to do once his teacher came back.
“-Then I'm going to kick his ass once I tie him up, and I'll rip his Icha Icha books, then... I'LL BURN HIM AND FEED HIM TO THE SHARKS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Naruto pointed his nose to the sky and laughed, it was an evil laugh. Sasuke glared at him, Sakura growled. Listening to an evil laugh does get annoying after some time...
“I'M GONNA FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP!” snarled Sakura. Sasuke mumbled something about annoying comrades when suddenly there was a poof of smoke, white hair could be seen. Sakura stopped yelling to look at her sensei. Naruto pointed at him, Sakura glared.
“YOU'RE LATE!” They yelled in unison, Sasuke crossed his arms and gave Kakashi his death glare. Kakashi sweatdropped.
“Sorry, a little old lady needed help with—“Kakashi started until Sasuke cut him short.
“Needed help with buying Icha Icha Paradise books?” He growled, glaring at a bag with 3 volumes of the Icha Icha Series. Kakashi smiled which caused his students to growl in fury.
“You all know me to well...” he chuckled, scratching the back of his head. His students smirked.
“Anyways, I kind of have a mission for you three, it's a hard mission...you might even consider it an A-Rank mission...” Kakashi said in a very serious tone, Sakura's eyes widened, Naruto grinned, and Sasuke smirked.
“AN A-RANK! SHOULDN'T ANBU BE DOING THIS?” Sakura screamed.
“ALRIGHT! THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A CHALLENGE!” yelled Naruto punching the air.
“Okay, okay, calm down, calm down... Like I said it is going to be a challenge so we are going to have some help,” explained Kakashi.
“Help? From who?” they said in unison.
“NO WAY! HELL NO!” shouted Naruto pointing.
“WHAT! YOU DIDN'T SAY WE HAD TO WORK WITH THEM!” yelled Kiba pointing at Naruto. They glared at each other.
“KAKASHI-SENSEI!” Yelled Naruto.
“KURENAI-SENSEI!” Shouted Kiba.
“What?” their teachers asked in monotone. Kiba and Naruto argued with their senseis while Sakura talked to Hinata, Sasuke and Shino just watched Kurenai and Kakashi wince in fear of the threats Kiba and Naruto were giving.
“Naruto can be so annoying...” muttered Sakura. Hinata nodded.
“Kiba can also be annoying...” muttered Hinata truthfully. Sakura nodded.
“WHAT THE HELL?” shouted a voice.
“How troublesome...” said another.
Team 10, Chouji, Shikamaru, Asuma, and Ino walked over. Chouji looked angry, Ino was shocked, and Shikamaru...was staring at the clouds.
“Wow...how shocking...Isn't it weird Shikamaru? Shikamaru?... SHIKAMARU!” yelled Ino. Poor Shikamaru made a huge mistake.
“Eh? Did you say something?” Shikamaru asked. Ino glared. Ino started beating the living daylights out of him.
“YOU BETTER LISTEN BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLY HEARING THIS ONCE, BECAUSE YOU'LL DIE IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN! WHEN I TALK...YOU LISTEN!” she left the remainders of Shikamaru on the floor. (RLN: Remainders?)
“Got it?” She said with a sweet smile and a halo over her head, Shikamaru just daydreamed.
'I will kill you all!' shouted Shikamaru pointing at Ino, Sasuke, Kiba, Naruto, Shino, and Sakura.
'Why?' they all asked.
'Why? Because you're nothing but Sasuke groupies, annoying brats and prideful jerks and anti-social weirdoes! MWAHAHAHAHAH!' laughed Shikamaru so evilly, Orochimaru, Itachi, and Gaara would’ve winced in fear.
'Now die!' yelled Shikamaru taking out machine gun and bombs, after the smoke cleared, Naruto and Sasuke were still standing. Shikamaru looked confused.
'Why aren't you dead?' he asked.
'Because I'm so cool and hot...' said Sasuke simply.
'Yeah, me too!' shouted Naruto. Sasuke and Shikamaru stared.
'...Hey, Were any of YOU named after the series?' Sasuke shook his head Shikamaru smiled evilly.
'YEP!' He shouted pulling out Naruto volume 2, but instead of Naruto, it said Shikamaru. Shikamaru started to laugh evilly punching his fists in the air.
Little did our Shikamaru know that he was laughing evilly out loud. Ino eyes widened. Everyone stared dumbfounded at the boy who thought it was hard work to move a pencil but could laugh evilly for no reason at all. Shikamaru opened his eyes to notice everyone staring at him and his fists were high in the air. Shikamaru slowly put his hands in the pocket and kicked the dirt, quite embarrassed. Everyone slowly started a nervous conversation.
“That was just...creepy...” Ino said to Sakura and Hinata.
“Maybe you hit him too hard...” murmured Hinata.
“Dang Ino, your man is creepy...” Sakura said Ino glared at her, Ino cracked her knuckles and punched her open palm. Sakura stared, wide eyed. Sakura was going to say she didn't mean to say Shikamaru was her man but was interrupted when someone hugged her and lifted her up. Sakura screamed.
“Wow Sakura, your man is the one who's creepy...” said Ino smirking. Sakura looked down to see Lee hugging her, her green eyes widened completely. She screamed.
“LET GO!” Lee stopped hugging her and put her down, Sakura fell and was laying on the floor breathing heavily. Hinata, Lee and Ino looked at her to see if she was okay. Sakura's face was paled like she just saw death, and in a way...she sort of did... Tenten and Neji appeared in front of her.
“God Lee... what did you do to her?” said Tenten, poking Sakura to check if she was okay.
“Well... she's still breathing...That's always a sign...” Said Neji raising an eyebrow at the half dead Kunoichi. Sasuke noticed the pale-as-a-sheet Sakura and walked over to her. He looked at her and raised an eyebrow.
“She's not dead is she?” muttered Sasuke. Tenten shrugged her shoulders and walked over on the other side of Neji. Neji looked at the spot she was once standing, it was next to Lee, and he glared at her.
“If Lee can kill people just by hugging them, better you than me...” she muttered. Neji sweatdropped.
“OKAY GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR SENSEIS!” shouted Gai. Everyone looked at Gai, Hinata helped Sakura to her feet.
“ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR, SUPER—“the students eyes widened a bit—“DUPER—“Their eyes got even bigger—“SPECIAL, CHALLENGING, COOLEST MISSION OF ALL TIME?” shouted Kakashi with stars in his eye, or eye.
“WHAT IS IT?” shouted Naruto eagerly.
“YOU ARE... Going on a cruise,” Kakashi finished in a bored tone. The girls seemed a little happy but the guys groaned and mumbled stuff.
“Is there going to be free ramen?” asked Naruto. Kakashi nodded.
“COUNT ME IN!” Shouted Naruto and Chouji. Kakashi grinned under his mask.
“I'd rather not go...” Mumbled Sasuke and Neji. Shino and Shikamaru would’ve argued to if it was not so troublesome. Asuma smiled.
“I thought you might say that, but if you don't, you can imagine yourself being stalked by some desperate fan girls...” said Asuma, smiling while lighting a cigarette. Sasuke and Neji's eyes widened.
“Yeah, yeah you're bluffing...” muttered Sasuke. Asuma grinned evilly.
“We've got your addresses and we’re not afraid to use them,” Sasuke and Neji were silent.
“Alright, get packed, we’ll meet here tomorrow!” shouted Kurenai smiling.
End of Chapter
Chapter 2- To the Docks!
Sakura ran around her house looking for stuff to pack up.
“Toothbrush...check...Toothpaste? Check! Hairbrush...Check...and last but not least...MY MIRROR!” she ended with a grin.
“Looks like I got everything...Eh?” she said, looking at her cell phone.
Maybe I should...no... Wait a second...
"...So basically, you don't need to bring cell phones since there will be phones on the ships..." said Kakashi.
"...Or flashlights..." said Gai.
"...Or anything electrical..." said Kurenai.
"...Or cigarettes and matches and lighters..." finished Asuma, everyone sweatdropped.
“Hmmm...alright, I won't bring my cell phone...” decided Sakura.
Inner Sakura: But they're acting a bit suspicious... I am so going to find out what...
“Instant ramen... miso ramen... chicken... beef...” Naruto started drooling over his luggage which was filled with nothing but ramen.
“You did hear Kakashi Sensei say that there will be free ramen on the cruise?” said a voice; Naruto turned around and saw Sasuke. (Note: In my story, Naruto has to share an apartment with Sasuke. It’s cheaper that way since they only have to pay half. )
“Well... I just have a bad feeling about this...” said Naruto looking a bit worried, Sasuke rolled his onyx eyes.
“Whatever…” mumbled Sasuke, deciding he could care less what Naruto packed; he then walked over to his bedroom to start packing for the trip.
(The Next Day)
Kurenai, Asuma, and Gai were waiting patiently for Kakashi at Kurenai's House.
“HE BETTER COME OR I'LL BURN HIS PERVERT BOOKS AND SHOVE 'UM UP HIS ASS!” shouted Kurenai, flames burning in her eyes. Gai and Asuma backed up.
“I-I'm sure h-he w-w-will c-come...” stuttered Gai. Asuma and Gai were hugging each other in fear of Kurenai. Kurenai looked at them, Gai squeaked, Asuma hid behind Gai. Kurenai was going to say something but was interrupted by a poof of smoke. Kurenai, Gai and Asuma looked at Kakashi.
“Good morning everyone! Sorry I'm so late, it's just that this little girl got hurt and—“
“Yeah, yeah, whatever...” snarled Kurenai.
“Did you get the cameras set up?” asked Asuma. Kakashi grinned evilly under his mask...
“Yep!” He replied. Asuma, Gai, and Kurenai too, smiled evilly.
“YOU'RE ALL LATE!” yelled, well... everyone...
“Sorry, we had evil plotting to do and—“Kurenai covered Kakashi's mouth and smiled.
“Thanks Kurenai Sensei, SAVE YOUR EXCUSES, PERV!” shouted Kiba. The Senseis smiled in relief.
“Alright, TO THE DOCKS!” shouted Gai doing is 'good guy pose', Lee mimicked, everyone sweatdropped.
Everyone arrived at the docks. The students started looking around.
“So...Is that our boat?” asked Naruto pointing to a grimy boat. The teachers shook their heads.
“There?” asked Kiba pointing to a cheap, ugly, boot. The teachers shook their heads once again.
“Oh, what about that one over there?” asked Sakura pointing to an average boat. The teachers sighed and pointed to a LARGE, LUXURY, YACHT! All the students’ eyes widened, their senseis rented a YACHT for them! Their perverted teacher, their shiny teethed and bowl cut haired teacher, their Apparently-A-Kakashi-hater teacher, and their cigarette addicted teacher had enough money to RENT A YACHT!
“WHAT THE HELL?” shouted Naruto, Kiba, Sasuke and… to sum it all up, everybody.
“Is this some sort of sick, twisted, demented joke?” yelled Tenten. The teachers shook their heads and smiled.
“This Yacht is all yours, it's rented just for you, no strangers, no adults, and no senseis...just you 12!” said Asuma smiling while puffing out a cloud of smoke from his cigarette.
“WELL, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WAIT'N FOR? LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND ONTO THAT YACHT!” shouted Naruto, fists in the air. Everyone grinned.
“For once, Naruto's right let's go!” shouted Sakura. All the students agreed and ran onto the boat, the boat started to leave the docks. The students waved goodbye and their teachers waved back. The students smiled but little did they know that their happy beginning, will become one fiery hell...
End of Chapter
to be continued...
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Chapter 3- Oh My God!
For the last three days, our heroes went into major relax mode.
“Wow, this is great...I've never felt so relaxed before...” sighed Ino happily.
“Let's keep it that way...” mumbled Shikamaru rubbing the bruises he got four days ago, Ino glared.
“You had it coming!” snapped Ino, Shikamaru groaned.
“This is great, I've never been so happy...” said Naruto smiling.
“I've never been so sick...” muttered Lee, holding his stomach. Tenten raised an eyebrow.
“Uh...Are you okay?” she asked, Lee's eyes widened and he ran to the side of the ship.
“I guess that's a no...” she said as soon as Lee threw up over the ship. Sasuke walked out of his cabin and Naruto spotted him.
“HEY SASUKE BASTARD! COME ON OVER!” Naruto shouted, flailing his arms like an idiot so Sasuke could spot him, Sasuke ignored him, Naruto growled.
“HEY PRETTY BOY! GET OVER HERE! OW!" Ino and Sakura bonked Naruto on the head.
“Don't call Sasuke that!” they snarled at him, Naruto mumbled a rainbow of swears. Sasuke sighed and walked over to Naruto. Naruto grinned when Sakura and Ino walked away. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves, Tenten was watching the sunset, Naruto was trying to challenge Sasuke, Ino, Sakura, and Hinata were talking, Lee was throwing up, Neji was reading, Shino was sitting while Kiba was bothering him, Chouji was eating, and Shikamaru was staring at the clouds. Suddenly, the Captain came up.
“Guys, I have good news and Bad news...” everyone turned their heads to the captain.
“The bad news is...the ship is going to sink—“everyone gasped, Naruto started running in circles.
“The good news is there's an island you can die on over there...” the captain said pointing at an island.
“How come the ship is going to sink?" shouted Sakura.
“One, because I hit a REALLY big rock, Two... the crew died and I'm having a Heart Attac—“the captain fell dead on the floor. The girls screamed while the guy's eyes widened. Sasuke looked at the island.
“Look, calm down, we'll grab our stuff, get on a lifeboat and row over to that island...” Sasuke said.
“HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN? THE SHIP IS SINKING!” screamed Naruto.
“SHUT THE HELL UP DOBE! Now, do as I say, get your stuff and we'll meet by that lifeboat...” said Sasuke pointing at a lifeboat. Everyone nodded and ran over to their cabins to get their stuff.
A few minutes later, the students met at the life boat, all of a sudden they heard a load groaning sound, the end of the ship jerked and started to sink, everyone grabbed on the rails to stop themselves from sliding into the cold water. Sakura and Ino screamed along with Naruto and Lee, Kiba screamed very girly which caused everyone turned their heads towards Kiba.
“What? My mom says every guy's voice changes around my age...” he defended.
“Kiba, you're 16, your voice changed 3 years ago...” Shino explained, Kiba rolled his eyes and everyone started to scream again.
“EVERYONE IN THE LIFEBOAT!” shouted Kiba, everyone went in the lifeboat. Naruto and Sasuke started to mess with the ropes.
“DAMN IT! HOW DOES THIS WORK?” screamed Naruto. Sasuke found out how to lower his, the boat tilted, Sasuke and Naruto clung to the ropes while everyone else screamed and held onto the side of the boat.
“Oh... that's how you do it...” said Naruto smiling; he tugged on the rope causing it to tilt on the other side, everyone screamed again.
“Alright, maybe we just need to tug on the rope at the same time, Ready?” asked Naruto.
“Whatever dobe...” answered Sasuke.
“1...2...” Naruto was about to say three but the boat jerked and the ropes snapped, everyone screamed, Lee looked like he was going to throw up and Naruto looked like he just pissed his pants. The boat fell on the water with a loud SPLASH! Luckily, nobody was hurt. After realizing they were fine, they then rowed the boat over to the island as the boat sank behind them.
End of Chapter
Stranded with Idiots
Chapter 4- Splitting up!
“I can't believe that just happened...” Sakura said between pants.
“I can't believe your sensei did this to us...” snarled Naruto to Kiba, Kiba glared.
“What the hell are you talking about, YOUR PERVERTED SENSEI DID THIS TO US!” snapped Kiba. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke glared at him.
“Hey, we’re the ONLY ones who can call him perverted!” screamed Naruto.
“Stop...STOP! Kurenai and Kakashi would never be so idiotic to do that...Gai did...” said Sasuke. Naruto and Kiba nodded in agreement, Lee glared at them.
“GAI SENSEI WOULD NEVER DO THAT!” Lee defended.
“LOOK WHO'S TALKING! 'HELLO, I'M GAI'S MINI-ME!' THAT POSING IDIOT DID THIS TO US!” yelled Naruto.
“WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? KAKASHI DID THIS TO US!” yelled Lee, lightning appeared between Naruto and Lee's eyes.
"STOP YELLING! ASUMA WAS THE ONE WHO DID IT!” shouted Kiba.
“WHAT DID YOU SAY? I WOULDN'T BE TALKING, YOU RUN AROUND WITH MUTTS SO MUCH, PEOPLE HAVE TO CHECK YOU FOR FLEAS!” yelled Ino while Chouji and Shikamaru glared at them all, Kiba smirked.
“I'm not saying Asuma did it for sure it's just that maybe ASUMA'S BEEN SMOKING SOMETHING A LITTLE STRONGER THAN CIGARETTES THESE DAYS!” shrieked Kiba, raising his volume at the end.
“YOU'RE ALL WRONG! THE DENTIST'S BEST FRIEND GAI DID IT!” shouted Chouji.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? KURENAI DID IT!” yelled Tenten.
“No she didn't!” Hinata cried in defense for her former teacher.
“IT WAS THE PERVERTED SENSEI! JIRAIYA'S BROTHER IN PEVERTHOOD!” shouted Ino.
“KAKASHI'S TOO LOYAL TO DO THAT INO-PIG!” screamed Sakura.
“GO TO HELL FORHEAD GIRL!” snapped Ino, Inner Sakura took over.
“GREAT, I'LL MEET YOU THERE INO-PIG!” shrieked Sakura.
“ONLY MONSTERS GOT TO HELL, AND WITH YOUR MUTANT FORHEAD, YOU'LL FIT IN JUST GREAT!” yelled Ino.
“GO TO HELL YOU HAG! IF THEY WANT SLUTS IN HELL, YOU'LL BE FIRST IN LINE!” snapped Sakura.
“YOU ARE MESSED UP LADY! AS IN SCREWED IN THE HEAD!” yelled Ino.
“AND YOU'RE JUST AN AVERAGE DUMB BLONDE!” snapped Sakura. (RLN: No offense to blondes...)
“OH SHUT UP! You just want to be a blonde...” Ino said, smirking at her last comment, Ino and Sakura weren't the only ones fighting, everyone was fighting, Naruto and Kiba, Sasuke and Neji, Shikamaru and Tenten, Chouji and Shino, and Hinata and Lee. (RLN: Wow, Shino and Hinata are fighting with people.)
“FINE, THAT'S IT!” yelled Kiba, he grabbed Hinata and Shino.
“WE'LL JUST LEAVE YOU IDIOTS!” shrieked Kiba and stomped off with Shino and Hinata following (being dragged) behind.
“YEAH! JUST DIE OFF YOU JERKS!” shouted Tenten, Neji and Lee following.
“I HOPE YOU DIE YOU LOSERS!” snapped Naruto walking away with Sasuke and Sakura.
“OH SHUT UP YOU COCKY BASTARD!” shouted Ino, everyone was obviously pissed off.
All the senseis (Including Iruka, Anko, Jiraiya, and Tsunade...) were watching TV at Kakashi's house.
“I can't believe you people are doing this to them...” said Iruka.
“Look, they need to learn to get along...” said Kurenai.
“Yeah, but do you have to sell them out on national TV?” asked Iruka.
“No, it just makes it more fun...” said Kakashi grinning.
“I hope the girls find some hot springs...” said Jiraiya with a very perverted smile on his face, all the girls glared at him.
“What?” he said chuckling nervously and scratching the back of his head.
“And they don't know about this? The fact that they are on national television?” asked Tsunade.
“I KNOW! THAT'S THE BEST PART! THEY DON'T KNOW A THING! THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THIS WAS A PLAN, THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY ARE ON TV, THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!” laughed Kakashi, Asuma joined in, but then Asuma had a serious look on his face.
“What do you think Kiba meant when he said 'Maybe I'm Smoking something a little stronger that cigarettes lately'?” he asked, everyone just looked away.
End of Chapter
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