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Posted 10/28/10

phanAn wrote:

as the mother I calmly asked "Arn't you a little young for this ? pointed at the girl said OUT! and pointed at my son and yelled at him for not wearing a condom
"do you want to die young?
How many have been there before you?
and just because a girl speads for you respect her enough and yourself and the parents to DECLINE

without love it makes both of you just Whores


hmmm sounds bit harsh,but you are right ma'am^^...but whores?Ma'am there's no much better way than to try it out with someone i guess....but they were too young for that anyway^^
Posted 10/28/10
I asked my ex the same question and he replied

"Your Mum is fit a total M.I.L.F...so getting me hard would be a breeze for you if she walked in..."

A slap was in order! But my Mummy is really pretty
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Posted 10/28/10
Never happened to me before, but it would be real awkward and embarrassing if it did.
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Posted 10/28/10 , edited 10/28/10

Your_Typical_Friend wrote:

"wanna make it a threesome mom?"


lol you sick puppy.
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Posted 10/28/10

onibrotonel wrote:


ItsMev wrote:

Hope this is the right section, thought I would make a topic

IF your mother or anybody walked in on you having sex, what would you say/or what have you said if its happened to you before!

It happened to me when I was 16, unluckily it was my mother..but she gasped closed the door so fast and left, I didnt get to say anything


Did you still finish it?


Little to awkward to finish
Posted 10/28/10

ItsMev wrote:


onibrotonel wrote:


ItsMev wrote:

Hope this is the right section, thought I would make a topic

IF your mother or anybody walked in on you having sex, what would you say/or what have you said if its happened to you before!

It happened to me when I was 16, unluckily it was my mother..but she gasped closed the door so fast and left, I didnt get to say anything


Did you still finish it?


Little to awkward to finish


Indeed. hahahaha

So, how long did it take till everything between you & your mom became calm?
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Posted 10/28/10
My mom would most likely start screaming obscenities in Spanish, I'd hustle in my clothes and apologize profusely as the boy runs out; scared out of his mind. later I would expect a long talk and maybe a beating... good thing I'm a virgin still lol
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I'd ask how did you get into my home and through the locked door since I'd never have sex in my mom's place.
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Posted 10/28/10
i dont even want to think about it...
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Posted 10/28/10

mystic17 wrote:

I'd ask how did you get into my home and through the locked door since I'd never have sex in my mom's place.


Locked doors are child's play for concerned parents, you can never be to careful
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Posted 10/29/10

ItsMev wrote:

Locked doors are child's play for concerned parents, you can never be to careful


Lol you always have to be one step ahead. Put a "I'm studying don't disturb" sign on your door or something.
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mystic17 wrote:


ItsMev wrote:

Locked doors are child's play for concerned parents, you can never be to careful


Lol you always have to be one step ahead. Put a "I'm studying don't disturb" sign on your door or something.


Oh Yes, I'm most certain that would stop a rampaging mother in distress. Good plan.
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Posted 10/29/10
Never been caught thankfully, although never done it at home.
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Posted 10/29/10
-Mom walks in-

Me:
-looks at girl-
Who the hell are you!?
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Posted 10/29/10

demo_Animation wrote:

-Mom walks in-

Me:
-looks at girl-
Who the hell are you!?


Lol sounds like a fool proof plan to me
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