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Your mother walks in....
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27 / M / Australia
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Posted 9/23/12

Your mother walks in
and i jizz in my pants
Posted 9/23/12 , edited 9/23/12
I'm not sure what I'd do. Politely request that she leave and continue what I'm doing, I suppose. I think my mother would be somewhat proud (don't know if this is the right word) of me being a sexually healthy/active young man, despite the embarrassment.

God knows why I bother contributing to stupid threads like this...
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Posted 9/23/12
It's only me and my siblings in the house and I am the one who keeps on walking in while my older siblings are at it ==''

not cool.
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28 / M / UK
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Posted 9/23/12
Make eye contact and don't break it until you finish.
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26 / M / England
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Posted 9/23/12
Never happened to me lol

If it did happen knowing me I'd say "we were cold!" Or something stupid like that
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43 / M / Texas
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Posted 9/23/12 , edited 9/23/12
would say
you said you wanted grandchildren

and as beeing the only male out of her 9 kids she would tell me if its not a boy you will die

but she has never walked in on me
and shes still pissed at me cus out of my two kids both are girls

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100 / M / Chicago, Illinois
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Posted 9/23/12
I'd cry like a little bitch, Haha Joking, um, I've told my mom that I've had oral sex & she was like "You got some head man, nice." but then I bring home a pretty girl & she gets all "WHO IS THIS ?!? >:? " :c IDK What I'd do.
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27 / F / tennessee
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Posted 9/23/12
i think my mom did but i didn't realize it at the time and afterwards it seemed like she was pestering me about sex so much....
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25 / Canada
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Posted 9/23/12
Never happened but she wouldn't care and I wouldn't talk about it
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29 / M / Louisiana
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Posted 9/23/12
It never happened, being both military parents, I never would be able to do it, because if I did bring a women into my parents house without there permission, I would not be able to walk for a week. If they caught me in the middle of doing that, I wished I were dead instead of getting what was coming to me.
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68 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 9/23/12
Suggest she stay awhile. Then, reach cell phone, call local TV network, take a few pics, call national syndicated TV reality show Ghost Hunters and schedule a live interview. This will one of those times an apparition will be seen in 3-dimensional real life and not emf-readings, temperature readings.
Posted 9/23/12
My asian parents go cray cray.
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28 / M / Boston
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Posted 9/23/12

Libara wrote:

Make eye contact and don't break it until you finish.


This. Forever.
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26 / M
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Posted 9/23/12 , edited 9/23/12
ok thats your fault for not locking the door as the lock was invented for reasons
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35 / F / North Pole
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Posted 9/23/12
Thanks god it never happened to me...
I don't know how I would react.
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