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Your mother walks in....
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Posted 3/13/11
I would probably either;
Be killed right on the spot with my lover
Or
Be grounded until I was 18.

"Baby I was Born This Way."
-Lady Gaga
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Posted 3/13/11
Well, I have a lock on my door, and it'll probably never happen.
But if it did, my mom would break down my door kick the guy out, and start whipping me.
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Posted 3/13/11 , edited 3/13/11
i'd start struggling against him so my mom would think i'm being brutally raped.

nasty of me...
my mom would never catch me anyway...i'd never do it when she's home
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Posted 3/13/11
First time under a blanket. -"SHE WONT STOP TICKLING ME"
Second time under a blanket -"Hey georgia!" (She knew what was up and left faster then I could say those words)
Third time out in the open in her house for some reason- "STOP loo- look!" (I wanted my girlfriends mom just to avert her eyes since her daughter was totally oblivious to the fact that she was there since she was on top and facing a different direction.)
Posted 3/13/11
id only ever do it whilst everyone is out, and i dont have a lock on my door (was never allowed one)

but if my mum did walk in on me having sex, she would walk straight back out again and never say a word of it ever to anyone. =)

i love my mum x
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Posted 3/13/11
why am I answering this ? Lol .
Reaction ; * Blank stare *
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35 / M / Las Noches
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Posted 3/13/11
i would say , dont worry i used cd XD
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M / The Ends OF The E...
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I'd say:

"This Is For Our Project"
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19 / F / the only place ca...
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Posted 3/13/11
id whisper to my boyfriend «do you think she can see us» LOLZ
Mahzes 
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28 / M / London, England, UK
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Posted 3/13/11
I'd simply never get myself into that situation.
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21 / M / New Jersey, U.S.A.
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Posted 3/13/11
Pretend she never was there and keep going
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24 / F / Mongolia
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Posted 3/13/11
act as nothing happened
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21 / F / Wonderland.
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Posted 3/13/11
I'm not a big fan of doing it when any one is in so a time we were at my boyfriends house we had the music loud and everything so we could be, well, a little louder ourselves too Afterwards we turned down the music got dressed and all, then we heard his mum call from downstairs saying if he wanted anything to eat -_________-' We figured she came in a while before we finished >.<'
Another time is when we were in the room which hasn't got a door handle, let alone a lock. (we were a little drunk, hence the daring mood to do it when someone was in) Then his drunken dad came in.. jumped on the bed not noticing.. and trying to play fight with my boyfriend as they usually do while drunk while both of us were trying to pull up our trousers. Then to top it off his mum came in too to laugh at them play fighting as he managed to pull his trousers up, while I was still struggling to get mine on -_______-'

FAIL.
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Posted 3/14/11
Chillax Ma.

Im using portection
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Posted 3/14/11 , edited 3/14/11
Hmm, what would I say? Well I'd have plenty of time to think while she (mom) goes on about how it isn't the Christian thing to do.
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