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Posted 3/14/11
Ask her to make us food while we finish up.
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Posted 3/14/11
Occupied, also when's supper?
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Posted 3/14/11

nozombiesplease wrote:

I'm not a big fan of doing it when any one is in so a time we were at my boyfriends house we had the music loud and everything so we could be, well, a little louder ourselves too Afterwards we turned down the music got dressed and all, then we heard his mum call from downstairs saying if he wanted anything to eat -_________-' We figured she came in a while before we finished >.<'
Another time is when we were in the room which hasn't got a door handle, let alone a lock. (we were a little drunk, hence the daring mood to do it when someone was in) Then his drunken dad came in.. jumped on the bed not noticing.. and trying to play fight with my boyfriend as they usually do while drunk while both of us were trying to pull up our trousers. Then to top it off his mum came in too to laugh at them play fighting as he managed to pull his trousers up, while I was still struggling to get mine on -_______-'

FAIL.


lol so many mistakes in both

I'm to smart to ever get caught

Posted 3/14/11
wow,what a nice mom you have lol
if my mom walks into me havin sex...she'd probably drag me off the bed and start beatin me while crying, yup i can totally imagine that.
Then she'd yell at the guy and ask for his info. then most likely talk with his parents.
ahaha
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Posted 3/14/11

Your_Typical_Friend wrote:

"wanna make it a threesome mom?"


And thus Down Syndrome was born.
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Posted 3/14/11
she would probably close the door before i can say anything
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Posted 3/14/11

Taedrin wrote:


Your_Typical_Friend wrote:

"wanna make it a threesome mom?"


And thus Down Syndrome was born.


With your typical's kid, that might turn out to be an emmy worthy sitcom;
Posted 3/14/11
She had no lock, her dad is an blackbelt karate teacher and ex. bodybuilder.... To top it off he has 2 guns, one .38 caliber colt (head=splash much?) and a .22 caliber with which he is quite proficient in using. He also has a katana set and a pair of sais. Its like a deathtrap.

Oh the thrill.
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Posted 3/29/11
Uhhhhhh ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! WE....HAVE OUR PANTS ON IF THAT WHAT YOU WAS THINKING!
Posted 3/29/11
MOM, HE IS NOT A PEDOPHILE! HE WAS JUST SHOWING ME A GAME!!
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Posted 3/29/11
It would never happen (her walking in on me) as I know the times that she is home. I know how to use my time wisely.
Posted 3/29/11
"I uh... It's exactly what it looks like..."
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Posted 3/29/11
I got some advice from a experienced friend...



He says just smile and carry on It'll work itself out.
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Posted 3/29/11
well 1st i would always make sheer the door is lock and if some how she got in and walk in on us i would be so in shock would not know what to do or say and i know she would be so mad i would mostly be dead
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Posted 3/29/11
uhh.... I'd probably say...

"This isn't what it looks like! But then again... I can't lie to you mother soo, Yes it is, what it is."

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