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Posted 5/26/11
sloppy c**k slap her round the face and tell her to get out, then finish off what I was doing. Call down stairs and tell me mum to get the kettle on
Posted 5/26/11
Buahah true story.....

About a yr ago, me and my ex gf went back to my house after the club.
We were shit face so at that point I didn't care much....
Probably the best drunk sex I eva had....fuck ya.
We were in the Showa then made our way upstairs and my mum walks out of her room.....sees me and my ex in front of my bed room door....
And says, "Teddy oh my...ah gosh I'm...sry...ah..ok then" ....something like that she was stuttering ha
Goes back into her room and I sed, " sry ma" haha

Me and my Ma we're like buds....she's cool wit everything ha
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Posted 5/27/11
That would never happen. I'm not allowed to have a boyfriend yet, and I'm well aware and okay with it.

But, let's say it's possible in my case, my mom would probably faint and I wouldn't get a say in the matter. All I know is I would be dead meat, the guy would die first though.
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Posted 5/27/11

Your_Typical_Friend wrote:

"wanna make it a threesome mom?"


LOL this is fucking sick
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Posted 5/27/11

KingOfAnything wrote:

I'd say:

"This Is For Our Project"


LOL
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Posted 5/27/11

negative1111 wrote:

She had no lock, her dad is an blackbelt karate teacher and ex. bodybuilder.... To top it off he has 2 guns, one .38 caliber colt (head=splash much?) and a .22 caliber with which he is quite proficient in using. He also has a katana set and a pair of sais. Its like a deathtrap.

Oh the thrill.


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Posted 5/28/11
Did you tie her up yet? I'm tired of warming up.
Posted 5/28/11
I don't have sex in my room so it isn't a problem.
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Posted 5/28/11
Umm I wouldn't need to say anything... She would gasp "SORRY" and shut the door as fast as she could. Would be embarrasing to meet her after and she prob would give me the evil eye
Posted 6/22/11
Coming close to being caught adds to the thrill but yeah I don't wanna get caught (again) well I had my hand down his pants but she thought we were just canoodling by the wall in the garden so I smoothly removed my hand.

Posted 6/23/11
"We're on hands-on training".
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Posted 6/23/11
"Go bother my sister! You hear it every night!"
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Posted 6/23/11 , edited 6/23/11
"Aw crap..."

My Mother would disown me and if she doesn't she'll send me away after guilt-tripping me about Godliness and fornication.

You know what? Now that I think of it, I wouldn't even have this issue. I don't have sex.

Posted 6/23/11
she probably be shocked and upset .... try to go away to later on have an awkward discussion about how i must be doing somethin wrong or somethin of the sort HAHHAH it'd be a disaster......
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Posted 6/23/11
Mom: *stare and walk out fast again*
Dad: *stare* Oh sorry, continue

Never tried it before tho, and I woulden't do it at home in the first place xD
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