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Posted 7/22/11
when im dancing and singing on my invisible audience? xD
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Posted 7/22/11
Luckily, my mom always knocks and she refuses to come in when I have a guy over. But if she ever caught me, I fear the worst would happen. She would go ballistic.
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Posted 7/22/11
Oh god no man wants to deal with that or the other one i ripped my ballz...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lc-hCd-HpM&feature=related
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Posted 7/22/11
And I'm watching Asian drama..."what's that chinese?" no mom it's Korean "whats that Chinese?" no more it's Japanese "what that Chinese?" yes it's Chinese...
Posted 11/2/11
"Hey, mom. I am just practicing what every human should know about at my age. Let me experience now."
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Posted 11/2/11
"Yes, we're being safe, now get out." Awkward silence for a second. "Yes we'll talk later. Leave now!"

To be honest I'd come up with a way to lock/bar the door so that wouldn't happen or no one else would be home.
Posted 12/8/11
LOL akward xDDD
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Posted 12/8/11
"Don't worry, I have condoms"

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Posted 12/8/11
That's just sad that you can't afford a lock.
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24 / F / Greensboro, North...
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Posted 12/8/11
That's Why I Have My Own Place.
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Posted 12/8/11
first of all, theres a lock on your door ._.
Posted 12/31/11
"3 sums are always open!"
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Posted 1/23/12
dont no wat i wud do. but i does normally lock my doors soo..... i guess if it actually happen well i wud be ashame and lose all pleasure in sex durin dat time. flatlined. an i guess i wud be embarrassed an never wanna be in the same room as my mom and become a hermit
Posted 1/23/12

max_j wrote:

dont no wat i wud do. but i does normally lock my doors soo..... i guess if it actually happen well i wud be ashame and lose all pleasure in sex durin dat time. flatlined. an i guess i wud be embarrassed an never wanna be in the same room as my mom and become a hermit


You are so sweet. Touched my silver heart.
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Posted 1/23/12
"Hold on, I'll be done in a sec"
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