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Dremux 
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"Hath not a Gamer eyes? Hath not a Gamer hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Norm is? If you prick us, do we not roll for damage? If you tickle us, do we not make a will save vs. laughter? If you poison us, do we not roll a fortitude save vs. death? And if you wrong us, shall we not throw dice?"

--Unknown

Great quote huh? If you have a sweet quote please post! =D
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We wish to pursue the truth no matter where it leads. But to find the truth, we need imagination and skepticism both. We will not be afraid to speculate, but we will be careful to distinguish speculation from fact. The cosmos is full beyond measure of elegant truths; of exquisite interrelationships; of the awesome machinery of nature.

-- Carl Sagan (1990)
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I remember the staff at our public school. You know, we had a saying, uh, that those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym. And, uh, those who couldn't do anything, I think, were assigned to our school.



I'm paraphrasing - um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member."

Both from the role of Alvy Singer as fulfilled by Woody Allen from the classic film: Annie Hall.
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Person 1: I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die, I'M GONNA DIE!
Person 2: You're okay, you're okay, you're okay!


There are many awesome quotes but I'll go with these:

"I think it's very foolish when a 'beautiful face' is defined as when the distribution of facial muscles and the position of the eyes and nose happen to align themselves with what people see as beautiful in that generation and time."
- I read that in a manga, can't remember which one, I think it was Adekan...

"Books referred to as immoral are books that show the world its own shame."
- Oscar Wilde (one great guy if you're after some nice quotes)

"To call artists or authors morbid simply because they portrait morbid subjects are as stupid as calling Shakespeare insane on the grounds that he wrote “King Lear.”"
- Oscar Wilde

"I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind. The whole world over, we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die."
- Marquis de sade

"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give them a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves. "
- Douglas Adams

"Peace is hollow… devoid of passion. Incompatible passions leads to conflict, conflict leads to war, therefore peace is hollow devoid of passion and a world without passion is truly dead. "
- Mine

I can't decide which quotes I like the best there are lots more, but I'm going to shut up now...
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"the only way to mend a broken heart is to kill the one who did it"

"you want him the same way i want you....
you love him the same way i love you....
the only difference is....
he loves you back"

"insanity is doing the same thing again and again, expecting different result"

..ill post again when i found more
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24 / F / netherand/holland...
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about man:

man have brains and a dick,
but they don't have enought blood
to run those 2 things at the same time.

thats why they wear ties, so the blood stays at the upper part

XD lol
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ashleyftcash wrote:

about man:

man have brains and a dick,
but they don't have enought blood
to run those 2 things at the same time.

thats why they wear ties, so the blood stays at the upper part

XD lol


ahaha awesome, gotta remember that one xD, cause if someone call me stupid i can just say im not wearing a tie and its not my fault
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24 / F / netherand/holland...
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Fille17 wrote:


ashleyftcash wrote:

about man:

man have brains and a dick,
but they don't have enought blood
to run those 2 things at the same time.

thats why they wear ties, so the blood stays at the upper part

XD lol


ahaha awesome, gotta remember that one xD, cause if someone call me stupid i can just say im not wearing a tie and its not my fault :D


lmfao XD
do you know what the great thing about this is XD a guy made this one up!
good excuuse huh >.<
Posted 11/9/10
i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
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26 / M / somewhere in asia...
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ashleyftcash wrote:


Fille17 wrote:


ashleyftcash wrote:

about man:

man have brains and a dick,
but they don't have enought blood
to run those 2 things at the same time.

thats why they wear ties, so the blood stays at the upper part

XD lol


ahaha awesome, gotta remember that one xD, cause if someone call me stupid i can just say im not wearing a tie and its not my fault :D


lmfao XD
do you know what the great thing about this is XD a guy made this one up!
good excuuse huh >.<


Genius~!
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"Woah woah woah woah woah, theres still plenty of meat on that bone, now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broath a potato, baby you gotta stew goin"

Carl Weathers from Arrested Development, one of the best ahows ever and completely underrated
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Success: To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded! ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
Martin Luther King Jr.


Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx


Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is
our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most...We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people
permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

- Marianne Williamson, American author and lecturer
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"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
-I don't remember where I found tht but I think it's awesome! xD
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"Procrastinate later"
My brother told me this one, no idea where he got it.
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