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Illinois Woman Arrested For Assaulting Cop With A Sex Toy
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Posted 11/11/10
LMAO...bringing more weird & quirky news for the day!
I really got a good laugh out of this one.

Link: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/illinois/meet-illinois-woman-arrested-assaulting-cop-vibrator

Meet Carolee Bildsten. The Illinois woman, 56, is facing an aggravated assault rap after allegedly attempting to strike a cop with a sex toy.
As part of an investigation into a claim that Bildsten had skipped out on a restaurant bill last night, an officer from the Gurnee Police Department accompanied the suspect to her apartment, where she promised to retrieve money to pay the tab, according to a police press release.
However, when Bildsten reached inside a dresser drawer to get the purported cash, she instead removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,” held it above her head, and advanced on the cop “in a threatening manner.” The officer responded by knocking the sex toy out of the way before he was struck with the device.
The sex toy, which was not confiscated by cops, was further described by Deputy Chief Kevin Woodside in a TSG interview. The item, he noted, was six inches long and “attached to a nylon harness.”

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Posted 11/11/10
What in the world! =___=
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Posted 11/11/10
lol i live near there....i can some of the people doing that there is some get-ho people over there
Posted 11/11/10
woah! mess up world we have these days. -.-
Posted 11/11/10
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Posted 11/11/10
how does one stiff a bill, then proceed to pull out a stiff..

ah nothing.
Posted 11/11/10
O_O wtf...........?
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Posted 11/11/10 , edited 11/11/10
lol...speaking of sex toys I was listening on the radio this morning and in Alabama they have a sex toy shop with a drive though...yes I would like a number 5 please
Posted 11/11/10
Borat?
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Posted 11/11/10
Maybe she wanted to pay em back in RAPE DOLLAR$!!



Posted 11/11/10 , edited 11/11/10
Lol this reminds me of GTA 3 San Andreas.... when i saw a prostitute try beating/killing the popos with a dildo XD
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Posted 11/11/10
Haha, this is hilarous.
Posted 11/12/10
Disgusting. .__.
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Posted 11/12/10
Assault with a deadly.. strap-on?

I wouldn't have handled it either, if I were that Policeman. Filling out the paperwork would have made me feel dirty enough!

But hey, a blunt object is a blunt object... lock her away!
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Posted 11/12/10
She could've used something else other than that, but, she didn't. Very smart..

ah.. .love that show btw.
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