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Marriage proposal goes awry
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Posted 11/14/10

Mr_Entropy wrote:


Stef wrote:


Mr_Entropy wrote:


Stef wrote:


Mr_Entropy wrote:



Then this happens.


Well you'd have to be pretty fast then. If she gets cold i don't think you can maintain the erection for too long.


OLLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOLLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOL


It's true. Imagine how hard must it be for two horny eschimos that get lost in the snow and decide to screw each other. And his dick gets frostbite...ouch


Plus it's a bitch to remove leather pants off a fat girl.


Yeah. And since they're so bundled and you only see their faces, instead of a warm vagina you can find a cock. That would suck even more.
Posted 11/14/10

Stef wrote:


Mr_Entropy wrote:


Stef wrote:


Mr_Entropy wrote:


Stef wrote:


Mr_Entropy wrote:



Then this happens.


Well you'd have to be pretty fast then. If she gets cold i don't think you can maintain the erection for too long.


OLLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOLLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOL


It's true. Imagine how hard must it be for two horny eschimos that get lost in the snow and decide to screw each other. And his dick gets frostbite...ouch


Plus it's a bitch to remove leather pants off a fat girl.


Yeah. And since they're so bundled and you only see their faces, instead of a warm vagina you can find a cock. That would suck even more.


Stick it in the buttcrack and think of home.
Posted 11/14/10
LOL that's horrible D:

I'm fairly sure I wouldn't try to run over the woman I just propsed to, even if she rejected me. xD
Unless she was a being a bitch .__.
Posted 11/14/10
Wow, this topic really took off on an interesting tangent
Posted 11/14/10
She already had 2 of his kids. So, why did she reject it? He did go overboard though, trying to kill her for that.
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Posted 11/14/10
id prolly kill myself
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Posted 11/15/10

munchthis wrote:

well she already had 2 of his kids, so why not marry him, divorce him, get alimony and child support. Lucky/sadly for me I will probably be single for the rest of my life.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2NujVyU_jE


It's entirely understandable.
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26 / M / 3/// is my Religion
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Posted 11/15/10
I just lol'd at the first page.

and... wtf did I just walk into.

and... ask her if she excepts credit car.
Posted 11/15/10 , edited 11/15/10
I feel sorry for the thread creator, he probably was expecting a decent response but instead he got all these posts about MILF's.
Posted 12/16/10
^ LOL

I wouldn't propose, the man must propose, I'm a traditional lass.

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Posted 12/16/10
reading some of the comments made me go:

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Posted 12/16/10

Chained_Angel wrote:

^ LOL

I wouldn't propose, the man must propose, I'm a traditional lass.



Since bloody when?
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I will never go over board to the person I love so much and ask her to marry me.
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