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Embies Birthday Story - By: Lisa&Koko
Posted 11/17/10 , edited 11/17/10
VAGINA






There once was a Embie and a Defy.
They ruled the world and had wild sex together.
They walked down a long path, killed a
dinosuar then found out it was a transsexual...? <---Woooow?!
But then suddenly....
A sex crazed kangaroo with a twinkie in its pouch, beat the shit out of...
A SPIDER UNDER DEFY'S FOOT...
BUT THE SPIDER - WAS ALREADY SPREADING
yummy diseases in Defy, So they had to get the best
cure, A humping camel ... o-O... When they tried to find one...
A loose whore from the local strip joint, Lisa, dog paddled them,
shortly after, the camel came from the sky and started dry humping
---APPARENTLY. This whore.... *Cough*LisaT3T*Cough* Began to
despartly look for a man to pay her whoryness. So SHE FOUND KOKO.
BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN- Koko wasn't enough.
And she ran nekkid and found a skunk to breed her need for,
YAOI.
They watched yaoi together and the skunk let out a little -

- fart. Which killed the whore, so Koko took her place, and went to
go ho on Embie, when Embie heard of this, she hid in all places
but the stalker... Chicken porno lady... Was hunting her down good
-

and by sunfall, she had torches after Embie. A goose,
a walking juicy pickle, and a rice worker named Tubby, chasing Embie.
A tuba player was like, "DEFY! YOUR NOT GOING TO BE LEFT BEHIND BABYY ;D"
and stuck a tuba down hissss...

Throat ! o.o
Making him spit out (barf out) Everything in him, Inside him he
had the mother of the juicy pickle? Causing gangsters from all over the world
to go hungry, so they ran here....The pickles slapped Defy and ran
away, and Embie was so happening to pass by....

when she tripped and ate sand, and it turned out it was a dildo in camouflage -
Dildo man said, --

"You smell like men, yummm!" The dildo
disappeared right back in the sand, but just then, a whole bunch of
pink, blue and yellow dildos and fake vagina's POPPED OUTTA NO WHERE! -

Frosty the fuckman shot down to earth from planet FrostingMyBallsOff!,
used the colorful dildos for his sons 8th grade project, and injected
Defy's urine into his pee hole.
A minute after pleasure time, he caught a big ol' duck in his bottled jar.
HE HAD THE BIGGEST SNOWBALL EVER.
And his daughter, Falalalalalalalalalalalalalala, fingered a baby cockroach --

Than made a porno video on how to rape someone
to death, using Kinnie as the dummy. Koko, amazed by this video
decided to try it on someone....She turned around to see....

Zoopoo smiling creepily and waving her hands in the air,
trying to ignore the fly trying to go up her nose, she rented a tv,
but found out she... had no fucking clue how to turn it on.
So she humped her tv.
She humped her tv to work again.
It never did.
UNNNTILLL --- !

She ate the Zoopoo fly, which tasted like poo,.
Embie walked in, while she was watching her porno video theen
her boyfriend walked in; This went in till the whole goddamn city
was in the room. The TV screen broke so... Everyone started humping
it.... A ninja just randomly flys in....

and threw rubber bands at the whole city in one room,
there was a joy, there was hurt, and someone peed they pants.
Dooky kong, decided he felt a little left out, and burst through the door,
picked up both Embie and Defy, and sat on their faces--
...the cops showed up butt nekkid and

-- Grabbed out their whips, joining Donky kong in the farting parade
Everyone was happy, expect Defy, cause he don`t like farts, he likes...

being pooped on.
He was picky, so he only liked green alien poop.
A HIPPOPOTAMUS was his other exception, it's hiccups, it's hernia during poo time, was the BEST.
Not to mention, the ostrich that made it- a threesome with a ...

An morffed Platypus that came from Uranus, BUT BECAUSE
he was so picky, and Embie was too, all the animals needed to
be alien HeShe`s XD

The alien HeShe's celebrated Embie's birthday with dolphins
and unicorns tied to stakes, it began raining when...
Defy ran out for a minute to capture a... wet pussy.
He gave Embie the wet Pussy CAT, and smiled, and she squeaked.
"I ALWAYS WANTED A WET PUSSIE! ITS SOOO KAWAII!"
OR WAS IT...!?

It was drooling and had foam coming out of its mouth...
while its eyes twitched.... Everyone around the world
came out dropping presents on Emem.... Defy walked
up, An hugged her, (Techinally he was raping her at the
same time.. but lets just say hug...) Koko and Lisa Both
walked up, dropping hairy dildo`s on her, and then they
all yelled...



"HAPPPYYY BIRTHDAAAYY BEETCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"





Happy Birthday Rocky; Love Koko&Lisa ♥





✯ Ok a special nooote; There`s a game that comes with this story, cool right.

Heres the rules and the gameXDD:

- No copying another person`s answer.

- Dont make things uppxD

Alright the game: This story was written by ay_bay_bay && Lisa-Chi-xox
We want you too guess who`s author 1. (First person too write)
And who`s author 2. (Second person too write)
Also name all the animal`s the person WROTE down. Even if it`s
an alien. If you get them all right, you get a free story from Koko,
you choose the plot, and characters ;DD If you don`t want that,
tell her what you want. o3o Ill force her to make it...
(But please keep in mind WERE BOTH LAZY. Also Koko says:
`I ain`t making more then 3-5 Chapters >:D`
)
Posted 11/17/10
LMFAO.
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Posted 11/17/10
first off
Curiousity killed Kinnie D: <
SECONDLY.
Somehow i think Koko wrote first then Lisa : D
...
that and i didnt read more the nthe first paragraph ... ./cries NEVER AGAIN WILL I CLICK SUSPICIOUS TITLES T^T
Posted 11/17/10
LAWL.

Your welcome ;DD (Are craziness is a little hard to handle o.o) ....

And I wonder I wonder~ You ain't playing the game right so I can't
answer~ XD Duuude. It was the most randomiest thing I
written in my life. T3T
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Posted 11/17/10
OMG... XDDD

Yeah, Kokocock was author number 1
Big LiLi was author number 2...

KooPoo wrote: spider, dog, skunk(x2), chicken, duck, cockroach, Dookey Kong, green alien, ostrich, alien HeShe's, dolphins, wet pussy
LiLi wrote: dinosaur, kangaroo, spider, camel(x2), goose, Frosty the F***man (that's an alien right??), fly, Donky Kong, Hippo, Platypus from Uranus, alien HeShe's, unicorns, wet Pussy CAT



HMM thnks guys? XDD
interesting read owo
LOL GLAD YOU GUYS LOVE ME SO MUCH XDD
Posted 11/18/10
WROOOONG. T^T

I was suspecting much more outta youu <///3333

XDDDDLawwwwl

Hey the thought counts v.v <3
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Posted 11/19/10
Nooooooooooo- *ten minutes later* -oooooo!

Dammmmmmit. I thought I had it right, too... there were SOME things that didn't make sense though |D
That I thought Koopoo would never say or something...

Ah, well.

Did I just exactly switch everything??
Posted 11/19/10
Nooo you didn't

You just got some wrong, some were right XD

Lawwwl, Hurry hurry, I wanna make

Koko-chan suffer o3o <3

And I think any story involving me and Chicken porno lady writing would make

Absolutely no sense. XDDDD
Posted 11/20/10
/headbangs. ROCK IS DUUUMMBB.
dumb as a rock 8 D
...

;/ well jeee IM GLAD YOU FIND MY FUTURE PAIN AMUSING.
xD
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Posted 11/20/10
Why does Koopoo suffer again...? EMBIE IS SOOOO OUT OF IT TODAY XD
Ben is at home so Embie has been soooo borreeeddd all dayyyyy. She actually did ALL of her homework for the weekend today!!
THAT'S HOW BAD IT ISSS ;w;
*hugs invisible ben*
Posted 11/20/10
(What she meant to say was:

BEEEN IS ASLEEP FROM A LONG DAY WITH ME
*WINK WINK*

AND I'M JUST HERE... TALKING TO YOU GUYS, JUST CAUSE.

*HUMPS INVISABLE BEN*

Who's ben anyways...? =w=
Posted 11/20/10
xD
LMAO!
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. ACTUALLY - BETTER version : D


Ben is her boyfriend... you prick.
Posted 11/21/10
Prick ... ? *Is very very hurt*

D;

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Posted 11/22/10
BIG LILI NOT A PRICK =w=

And yeah Ben be mah boy.
HE REALLY WAS AT HOME THOUGH LOL XDD
Which is why I was booreeeddd, there was nothing to DOOOOO.
;D WINK WINK.

so I did my homework XD
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Posted 11/22/10
wow what did I just read XD

looks like you two are crraaaaazyyyyy!

good read though..... and yeap I'm too lazy to list animals and who wrote who *shifty eyes*
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