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Tongue Twisters
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Posted 11/11/06
SO. I thought we need a Q one so I made one up
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waffle26 wrote:

billy bob bought a baseball bat to beat bitchy baby bears biteing his boner. by billy bob beating baby bears billy by accident beats his boner black and blue, but buys a new bigger boner at best buy.


Haha did you make that up
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some of these are hard
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28 / M / Tx
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a tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot, said the two to the tutor is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot.
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Posted 12/13/06
betty bought a bitter butter to make her bitter butter better
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Posted 12/13/06

logain wrote:


waffle26 wrote:

billy bob bought a baseball bat to beat bitchy baby bears biteing his boner. by billy bob beating baby bears billy by accident beats his boner black and blue, but buys a new bigger boner at best buy.


Haha did you make that up



OMG I actually believed that.... haha... i tried it but its so long.
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heres one..
whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not
whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot
well whether the weather, whatever the weather
whether we like it or not!!!...
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30 / F / Singapore
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Posted 12/14/06
lol..i feel the "watever" ness in the tongue twister.. ishiro yumeshi...
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Bill had a billboard
He also had a boad bill
The billboard bored Bill
So Bill sold the bill board to pay the board bill.
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25 / F / Slowly fading awa...
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She sells sea shells
On the sea shore
The shells she sells
Are seashells I'm sure
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27 / Martian / Estonia
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Posted 12/14/06
Give me a challenge!!!
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25 / F / does it really ma...
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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
fuzzy wuzzy was not that fuzzy
was he

that one's easy right?
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yea it is
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27 / F / USA
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Here's one:

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

I can't even read it straight!
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27 / F / USA
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Posted 12/14/06
This one's even better:

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?



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