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Tongue Twisters
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Posted 12/14/06

ishiro_yumeshi wrote:

heres one..
whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not
whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot
well whether the weather, whatever the weather
whether we like it or not!!!...


ha! i like this one! ^_^
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Posted 12/14/06
Just got three more:

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

I was born on a pirate ship.
(Say it while holding your tongue.)

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M / America, Fuck Yeah.
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Posted 12/14/06
Say this five times FAST

I shot the city sheriff.
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Posted 12/14/06
Lay Lo Mo
Mo Lo Lay
Lay Lo Mo
Mo Lo Lay

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Posted 12/14/06

waffle26 wrote:

billy bob bought a baseball bat to beat bitchy baby bears biteing his boner. by billy bob beating baby bears billy by accident beats his boner black and blue, but buys a new bigger boner at best buy.


rofl, dude what the heck is that. funny though.
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Posted 12/14/06
my tongue was twisted.
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Posted 12/14/06
Unique New York. New York is unique. You know you need unique New York.

Gah I had trouble just TYPING that one XD

Then of course my alltime favorie Singing in the Rain number....

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroniously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

also..


Chester chooses chestnuts, cheddar cheese with chewy chives.
He chews them and he chooses them. He chooses them and he chews them. . .
those chestnuts, cheddar cheese and chives in cheery, charming chunks.



Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knees and sneezed.
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Chester chooses chestnuts, cheddar cheese with chewy chives.
He chews them and he chooses them. He chooses them and he chews them. . .
those chestnuts, cheddar cheese and chives in cheery, charming chunks.


This is difficult.
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Posted 12/14/06

waffle26 wrote:

billy bob bought a baseball bat to beat bitchy baby bears biteing his boner. by billy bob beating baby bears billy by accident beats his boner black and blue, but buys a new bigger boner at best buy.


That's a funny tounge twist ..hehehe
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Posted 12/15/06
And the classic...

I'm a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I'm the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant.
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Posted 12/16/06
nice... it's unique...

kattie bought a pity kitty
her pitty kitty was cute and fitty
was kattie's kitty really pity?
or was kattie's kitty is really fitty?

sorry just trying to make one..hehehe
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27 / F / London!!!
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Posted 12/19/06
are you the guy
that told the guy
that im the guy
that gave the guy
the black eye
no...
i am not the guy
who told the guy
that you're the guy
that gave the guy
the black eye

(tip:say it really fast nd you feel really proud of yourself for not mucking it up!)
Posted 12/19/06
no one can say this no one in the world can and ya have ta start slow then progress faster here we go


red lorry yellow lorry (repeat and do the instructions as said)

no one in the world has done this

also its harder when looking away
Posted 12/19/06

latanya129 wrote:

This one's even better:

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?







this dont make sence
Posted 12/19/06

latanya129 wrote:

Here's one:

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

I can't even read it straight!


what the fuck it makes sence its confusing and its great
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