Are you Naruto Addicted?
Posted 1/10/08
Naruto Addiction

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen. -did that for a month-
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. -don't noe y i did that-
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan". -guilty again-
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. -they were really stairs-
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. -my sister really-
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
-1st time watching naruto-
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring. -tub-
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you`re cooler and smarter.
· You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!!" ””
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day. -hit my sister-
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. -seriously my friends tell me i do that-
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. -ask my sister-
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. -OMG will it end-
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

When I found out that i was doing about 1/4 of this list worth of Addiction. I was ashamed of myself. The worst part is I didn't know I was doing it.
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34 / M / Pinsnotch2
Posted 1/10/08
No naruto threads the forums are already overflowed with them as it is
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M / at the computer
Posted 1/10/08
Perhaps you should ask if your anime addicted.
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26 / M / Frozen over momo...
Posted 1/10/08
Not really
I watch it mostly cause it kills time
Posted 1/10/08
No more naruto threads.. =( theres so many already xd
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21 / F / USA
Posted 1/10/08
i like to watch anime/naruto
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M / [???????????????]
Posted 1/10/08
Nice long post more Naruto topics.
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20 / F / Canada
Posted 1/10/08
^ Its not his post... he didn't make it. I think he got it from

Sorry, >.< Just wanted to point out who should get the credits for the long post...Bah, my bad I really shouldn't be posting on a thread thats going to get locked =_= Um, anyone reported it yet?
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21 / F / Where I Live
Posted 1/10/08
totally obsessed
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Posted 1/10/08

anime_otaku-nerd wrote:

^ Its not his post... he didn't make it. I think he got it from

Sorry, >.< Just wanted to point out who should get the credits for the long post...Bah, my bad I really shouldn't be posting on a thread thats going to get locked =_= Um, anyone reported it yet?

Oh lol. and yeah I reported it already.
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Posted 1/10/08

daronta wrote:

Naruto Addiction

no more naruto threads are allowed

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