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Posted 11/21/10
"I LOVE Eminem!" "I like skittles better..." "No, the rapper, idiot..." "Your the idiot, what's so good about M&M wrappers?!"
Posted 11/21/10
Age 3 -- Boy kisses girl. Parents: "Awwww. That's so cute" *Takes picture*
Age 16 -- Boy kisses girl. Dad: "Get the hell away from my daughter!!!!!" *Loads shotgun*
Posted 11/21/10
Hates Seeing photos of the one you love,knowing you can never be with them
Posted 11/21/10
To The World You May Be One Person But To One Person You May Be The World...<3
Posted 11/21/10
Okay, so there are 10 fish.2 die,5 drown,1 gets trapped in the filter,how many left? stop counting you idiot.fish cant drown.
Posted 11/21/10
OMG,you play the triangle?! Excuse me while I take my clothes off...
Posted 11/21/10
(a car slowly stops beside you) "oh crap im being kidnapped!".....wait its just my dad.....
Posted 11/21/10
Mom:"You got a package!" "Thanks, Mom!"...... *pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop* Mom:"What are you doing??" "Popping bubble wrap!"
Posted 11/21/10
Relationships are about being silly together.Not about being in bed together.LOL jk they're totally about being in bed together.
Posted 11/21/10
Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?
boy: then i'd go back to my ex.
(girl cried and broke up with him)
--next day--
girl: what are you doing here??
boy: like what i said, i'd go back to my ex. so, will you take me back ?
Posted 11/21/10
-At a haunted house-
-girls looks at boy-
girl:I'm scared...Lets go back.
Boy: Don't wrry ill protect u-
-Boy walks into spider web-
Boy: OMFG!!! GET THIS OFF OF ME!!!
Posted 11/21/10
Problem with boys- they make you think they love you when they don't. Problem with girls- they make you think they don't love you when they do.
Posted 11/21/10
Teacher:if theres any idiots in this class stand up!
*kid stands up*
teacher:whats your reason?
kid:i im not,its just that i hate to see your the only one standing up.
Posted 11/21/10
Brother- Hey dad i got a girlfriend!
Dad-Nice job son, is she cute?
Sister-I got a boyfriend!
Dad- WHAT!?!?!?! wats his name,and where duz he live!?"loads shot gun"
Posted 11/21/10
ABCDEFG i am a little fishy
I am red and im blue
and im purple in your shoe
ABCDEFG i am a little fishy

ABCDEFG I am a little fishy
I am blue and im green
and im purpla as you see
ABCDEFG I am a little fishy

ABCDEFG the gummy bears are chasing me
One is red and one is blue
The yellow suckers got my shoe
ABCDEFG the gummy bears are chasing me
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