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Posted 11/21/10
Teacher: Here's some pretzels!

Heres the outcomes..

Age 6: YAY PRETZELS!!
Age 10: Eh, whatever (eats)
Age 13+: (has them sticking out from teeth) IMA WALRUSSS!!!!!!
Posted 11/21/10
The Park!

elementary school: lets play!!

midddle school: pssh im too cool for that

high school: OMIGODD SWINGS!!!

My Version :

Me : "AGFBHGBJYJ! ROCKING ANIMAL!"

Ffion : "SWINGS!"

Danielle : *runs to the swings while no one looks* "Hehehehe!"
Posted 11/21/10
age 8: i'm so cool i have a facebook
age 10: omg i have so many friends
age 16: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!! toddlers are taking over!!!!!
Posted 11/21/10
Boy, age 5: *pulls girls pigtails* Haha!
Girl: *chases after him*

Boy, age 15: *touches a girls butt* Haha!
Girl: IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

My Version :

Callam : *touches butt* "haha"
Me : "IM GUNNA FUCKIN KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ahhh,how we've grown!
Posted 11/21/10
THE SCIENCE OF SEATING PLANS "BOY GIRL BOY GIRL"
elemantary: ewww cooties!!!
middle: eeewww cooties!!! *secretly filled with joy*
high: heyyy babeee!!!!

Really? cuz for me its this..

The Welsh seating plan of 'Boy girl boy girl'
Laura: *shivers* "why?"
Chelsy: "I think im gunna be sick.."
Lara : "Chels,can we swap?"
Karys : *mucking round*
Me: "You gotta be kidding?" *inside - Thank you miss!*
...
Me : "Wait..whys Karys in between Luke and Josh?!?!"
James,Luke M,Jonny : "Aww,thats just jip!" *sits back*
Posted 11/21/10
Elementy :

Everyone : "Ewwwwww!"

Middle school :

Boys : "KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!"

High School :

Boy : *accidently falls on girl*
Girl : *O.O*

*2 minutes later*

Girls Freind : "Okay you can stop making out now"
Posted 11/21/10
*YOU GET CALLED DOWN TO THE OFFICE*
Elementary School ; OMG! What did i do?!?! >:(
Middle School ; FINALLY! Outta class for a few ^_^
High School ; Fuck that. Im goin home :)

My Version :

*__ Gets called to the office*
Me : "Wa'd i do?!"
Callam : "Let us go ben and Jed,as again,we did something wrong..awh fuck it."
Ashleigh : "Fuck that im leaving with Karys,Katie and Crystal"

You woudn't belive it what my class is capable of..
Posted 11/21/10
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,jack got high,dropped his fly,and said,"do you wanna?"
jill said yes and dropped her dress,they had a lot of fun,but jill forgot to take her pill,and now they have a son.
Posted 11/21/10
Teacher: Be quiet or we're putting down our heads and not talking.
Kindergarden: Oooo no! :'(
3rd grade: *silence*
6th grade: yeah right! *has to put heads down*
8th grade+: HELL YEAH NAP TIME!

Mine :

Teacher: Be quiet or we're putting down our heads and not talking.
Me : *Quiet anyway*
Demi : "Seriously?!"...*has to put head down* *=(*
Callam : "Psh,should i care?"..*gets sent out* "I care now"
Posted 11/21/10
Daughter: "Alright family, this is my boyfriend!"
Dad: "Well while we're introducing new people,family I would like to introduce our newest member;Betsy" *Pulls out shot gun.*
Posted 11/21/10
Your mom bakes some cookies

Age 6: Yay Cookies Thank you Mommy

Age 10: cool!! cookies

Age 13: I'm to cool for childish snacks like cookies

Age 16: OMG COOKIES!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!

Mine..

'__ gives __ cookies*

Me : "oh well,least i can nom cookies that dad didn't make.."

Callam : "Thanks dad"

Ben : "..Where these made from the sheep on our farm?!"

Jed : "Thanks.where from?"
Callam : "Karys found them in a bin" *(:*
Jed : *spits out*
Posted 11/21/10
The difference between 6th grade and 8th grade:

6th- *guy takes girls seat* Girl:I'll sit on you! *boy moves*

8th- *guy takes girls seat* Girl:I'll sit on you! Boy: *pats leg* Go ahead!
Posted 11/21/10
I wanna tell you something
What?
promise me u wont tell no one
i promise i wont tell no one.now what is it?
the secrert is..im your freind
I know
Dont be sh- you what?
I know..
Oh,cuz i fell on your foot in pe an-
Dont wanna mention that
Oh,dose it still hurt?
No.just didnt expect you of all people to do that ¬.¬

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Oh the convos i have with boys..(:
Posted 11/21/10
Miss : "Christina?"
Me : "Yeh?"
Miss : "Can i have a word outside please?"
Rest of class : "ooooh"
Me : *¬.¬* "Sure" *walks outside*
Miss : *follows* "Were you paying attention?"
Me : "You did all that just to tell me this?" *-.-*
Posted 11/21/10
*Mum has bread* Who wants to feed the ducks?

Age 6: I do! I do!

Age 10: I'm with my friends!

Age 12:No mum, I'm too old -_-

Age 16: GIMME GIMMEEE! :D

My version :

*Mum has bread* Who wants to feed the ducks?

Me : "..." *checks if any of my freinds are around*...*quickly throws bread to ducks*

Callam : *-.-* "Mom,im 13"

Ffion,Ashleigh and Demi : * * "GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!!!!"
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