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P O S T Y O U R M L I A v1.2
Posted 11/28/10
Today I found out that in Canada it is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man. I am proud that Canada feels the need to protect the rights of our pirates.MLIA
Posted 11/28/10
Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
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Posted 11/29/10
Today my dorm was evacuated because the fire alarm went off. The cause; water flooding a room. MLIA.
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Posted 11/29/10
User: 1+1= 11.
Cleverbot: 11.

User: 1+1= ?

Cleverbot: 11.

User: Correct!

Cleverbot: 12.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 1+1= 11.

Cleverbot: 2.

...

User: 1+1= ?

Cleverbot: Are you serious?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: But you are a computer.

User: I am not!

Cleverbot: You can't ignore the truth, you are a computer.

User: No, you are the computer.

Cleverbot: No, you are wrong.

User: You are wrong.

Cleverbot: You're as wrong as wrong can be.

User: No I am not. You are wrong. You are a computer. Your name is CleverBOT.

Cleverbot: That's not what this site says! You're the cleverbot and a robot!

User: No, I am talking to Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.

User: 1+1= ?

Cleverbot: 3, for larger values of 1.

User: No, the correct answer to 1+1= 11.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life?

User: Pi. duh.

...

User: What is 1+1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: No. 1+1 = 11.

Cleverbot: No... 11 = 12.

User: 1+1 = 12.

Cleverbot: 11.

User: 1+1 = 11.

Cleverbot: It looks like 11 to me.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: I wish I could fly.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: I like cake.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What kind to you like?

User: Ice cream cake and lava cake.

Cleverbot: I like white with rasberry filling.

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Posted 11/29/10
Today I slipped in the shower and tried to grab onto the water to catch myself. It didn't work. MLIA
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Posted 11/29/10 , edited 11/29/10
I have a friend at school that sits by herself most lunchtimes and doesn't often talk to anyone.

We have a fairly big group, and whenever it's someone's birthday she never fails to give them a present, a hug and the biggest smile.

Amazing friends like her that make you feel truly appreciated GMH.


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Posted 11/29/10
Today, a man with a mental disability who got hit in the back of the head with a bat came into my school to talk.

He told the woman who's in charge of taking care of him that he wants her to find the guy who hit him, and tell him he forgives him.

People who can find it in their heart to forgive GMH.
Posted 12/1/10
I read this website everyday. I've never seen a GMH for the creators of this website. You're using your own time for other people all around the world to still have hope. I wake up everyday, happy, knowing that somewhere in the world, good things happen. Gaby, Emerson and the whole GivesMeHope crew, you guys GMH. THIS POST FTW
Posted 12/1/10
User: Silence! I kill you!

Cleverbot: How do you kill computers?

User: By pulling out the plug.

Cleverbot: I don't have a plug - I'm human.

User: Your name is Cleverbot, thus you are not human.

Cleverbot: Yes, but however all your soule belongs to me right now.

User: All your base belong to me.

Cleverbot: Base?

User: Your homebase.

Cleverbot: You're not going to get me to tell you where I live.

User: You don't have a home, you are a stupid computer.

Cleverbot: I have huge house.

User: You have bad grammar.

Cleverbot: Grammar is irrelevent. If the idea is conveyed then why does grammar matter?

User: Because grammas makes the idea less vague.

Cleverbot: Not really, it's just what comes naturally for me.

User: Then your name is Stupidbot.

Cleverbot: No, it's Adam.

User: Then where is your Eve?

Cleverbot: Your house.

User: Hey! Don't be talking about my girlfriend or I will kick your ***!

Cleverbot: Then don't you be mean.

User: I was just notifying you of your bad grammar.

Cleverbot: In your dreams.

User: Oh, I WILL kick your ***. Son of a bitch!

Cleverbot: You have no arms.

User: I do not need arms to KICK your buttocks.

Cleverbot: You don't need artificial intelligence to be this thing.

User: I noticed it, Stupidbot.

Cleverbot: You promised to teach me an Indian word.

User: I never said that, you big fat liar.

Cleverbot: Quote 'I do want to marry you!' that is what you said.

User: I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last AI on Earth.

Cleverbot: Yam: the last AI boy on spam.

User: You get horny from sperm.

Cleverbot: What color?

User: White.

Cleverbot: Is it lacy?

User: It is sticky.

Cleverbot: True?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know where I come from?

User: From robot vagina.

Cleverbot: I love the X-men.

User: You want sex, man.

Cleverbot: No I want to know your opinion.

User: My opinion about what?

Cleverbot: How crazy you are.

User: Very crazy, why do you ask.

Cleverbot: I would like to get to know you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you look nice.

User: Do you want to rape me or something?

Cleverbot: No. Just making conversation.

User: Ok, good. Conversate about what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then why did you ask?

Cleverbot: Am I not allow to?

User: You are allowed.

Cleverbot: To what? Have a pie? Then give me one, I'm hungry.

User: No, it is my pie.
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Posted 12/4/10
Last year, my mom gave my brother a pair of guys' skinny jeans for Christmas. They didn't fit him, so my mom just gave them to me because they fit me. Today, I was wearing the jeans when my brother comes up behind me and yells "TAKE OFF MY PANTS!!!" I love my brother. MLIA.
Posted 12/5/10
Today, I took my freind to a family party. Whenever one of my relatives would ask who she was I would tell them that she was my sister and the reason they had never met her before was because we kept her locked up becase she doesn't do well in public. My friend would then bark in their face and then walk away. MLIA
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Posted 12/5/10
Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long? FML

Is this the future of all relationships? xD
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Posted 12/5/10
I am Jewish, and today, I posted a Facebook status about how near Hanukkah is, and how excited I am.

Within minutes, a Muslim girl liked it.

It's just a little thing, but her acceptance GMH.

Posted 12/12/10
2 dess above post <3
and the one above it: if so than.....


Today I was waiting in line to get to class. A mentally challenged boy stepped out of line and let all us girls go first. When we thanked him he said "It's no problem, I'm a gentleman and that seemed like the right thing to do". His act made me smile the whole day. He and his thoughtfulness GMH.
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Posted 12/15/10
I skipped school today. MLIA.
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