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Fat roll bandits: Cops say the pair concealed loot under their fat
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Posted 12/1/10
Bringing the weird, quirky news for the day! What a laugh this is, haha.
No you didn't read wrong. Just as the title states, the pair of theives stole goods from a TJ Maxx store (which sells designer goods at a reasonable price) and stuffed them, yes, stuffed them in their fat rolls.
Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/12/01/2010-12-01_oklahoma_women_ailene_brown_shmeco_thomas_accused_of_smuggling_stolen_goods_in_b.html?r=news

Oklahoma - Edmond police authorities say TJ Maxx loss prevention officers found the two women stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts. The two women allegedly swiped $2,600 worth of merchandises. One of the women, Hamm said, tried to smuggle three pairs of boots underneath her breasts.
In total, the roly-poly robbers tried to escape with four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans a wallet and gloves, police said. The cops said Brown used a knife to slice off security tags during their attempted heist.

Posted 12/1/10
Gross.
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Posted 12/1/10
yum yum.
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Posted 12/1/10
lmao!!!!!
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Posted 12/1/10
this is funny, yet sadly disturbing.
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Posted 12/1/10
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick. How much do these woman weigh?
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Shit $2600 worth of boots, jeans, wallets, and a glove... must be some expensive stuff to even worth in the thousand range , and in a TJ Maxx store? wow the TJ Maxx store must be the big daddy of all the TJ Maxx chain stores to have pricey merchandise
Posted 12/1/10
How...creative. (and disgusting)
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Posted 12/1/10
And they said rolls were just extra fat! Not anymore!
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Posted 12/1/10
How could you smuggle 3 pairs of boots under your tits???
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Posted 12/1/10
O_O wtf...how...? ewww thats just... nasty.
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Posted 12/19/10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


That is all.
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Posted 12/19/10
At least the belly rolls are of some use XD
Posted 12/19/10
This is pretty funny and disturbing. What's freaky is that this happened in the city I live in.
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Posted 12/19/10
Ah, i'm so glad we have the ability to do just the dumbest things--
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