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Man Marries His Dog
Posted 12/2/10
I think he did it for shits and giggles or he's fed up with dating and was dumped by a girl..

Ya buddy I know human girls are trouble and not easy to date, but this is not the way... lol
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Posted 12/2/10
Damn.That girlfriend of his must have dumped him real bad for him to resort to a literal bitch.The funny part of this is...his friends were there to watch him make a fool of himself..but that's what good friends are for right?..'AWWW you wanna marry your dog?I'm rooting for you!she's such a good doggie!go for it!I'm sure she wont say no!"..and ofcourse this is pure love and nothing sexual I understand completely*feels sorry for the dog*
Damn.I wonder when the animal rights people are gonna step in.
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Posted 12/2/10
*clap* *clap* *clap*
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20 / F / U.S.A.
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Posted 12/2/10

moonst4r wrote:

My reaction:

So... what happens in about 5-10 years when the doggie dies?


well if he's lucky he gets a nice little check every month
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Posted 12/2/10
What if they want babies?
Adoption?
Posted 12/2/10
i am desperate for love but this is a little to much even for me, I would rather date a fat chick or guy instead of this.
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Posted 12/2/10
I wasn't aware that that was allowed... Or legal. Course I didn't know that it wasn't. This is one of those Good for you, I don't give a shit moments.
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Posted 12/2/10

rindaja wrote:


moonst4r wrote:

My reaction:

So... what happens in about 5-10 years when the doggie dies?


well if he's lucky he gets a nice little check every month


Nah, he'll probably get a new dog.
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Posted 12/2/10 , edited 12/2/10
Oh well at least it's something that's alive lol...better than people marrying video game girlfriends and hug pillows.
Posted 12/2/10

abbyrose07 wrote:

Oh well at least it's something that's alive lol...better than people marrying video game girlfriends and hug pillows....


I don't know about that... anime "The World God Only Knows" proves otherwise.
Posted 12/2/10 , edited 12/2/10
Well....
At least now we know that we can confidently say that love knows no bound
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Posted 12/2/10 , edited 12/2/10
as a liberal i could care less , if it doesn't hurt anybody why not ... and if this is truly based on love then him marrying a dog is no different then marrying a man since both acts are unusual among men anyway .
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21 / F / Here!
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Posted 12/2/10
That's not the legal age of marriage.
Posted 12/2/10
Lol this world is getting worse and worse by the second anyway. Nothing new.
but isn't this a form animal abuse? Like bestiality?
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Posted 12/2/10
As Satsuki Miyanoshita of 'Ghost Stories' says: "If Sigfried and Roy can do it why not everyone else?" But yeah, do a google search about marrying your pets. You'll see just how many sad and lonely people there are in the world.
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