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The Weirdest day you've ever had
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Posted 8/2/11
My dog went into labor on my birthday so my aunt came over to watch her give birth and then my aunt decides to go into labor also. Her son was born in my bathroom.
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Posted 8/2/11
my day was so0o normal that it's weird...
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19 / F / Location? I have...
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In summer class during lunch my friend says "Whenever there is an awkward silence everyone thinks of Abe Lincoln." Me and my other friend were like ''No?" and she was like 'You are now.' Lunch became very awkward.
Posted 8/2/11
Yesterday was one of the weirdest days.

So much nostalgia. I'm struggling to begin describing it. I felt as if my whole life was flashing before my eyes.
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21 / F / Ohio
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Posted 8/2/11 , edited 8/2/11

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:



D: I don't know where they come from! They spread like AIDs! Those aren't even all, I have like 20 more D: Where do these come from? Who writes them? What's the point? Why is it so exploitable? Who is Aniki? It's total insanity!


Isn't Aniki "brother" in Japanese? (usually only adolescent boys say it)

Where do you find them? I want to read one with Italy in it... he'd probably say, "Vee, let's do it!"

Or what if HIS shirt opened? "I am looking so studly and my shirt just opened?"

LMAO! XD XD

Also, I'd be scared of who France would be paired with...

And Greece, doing it with a cat should be illegal. *shiver*

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Posted 8/2/11
Every day at my new high school felt really weird. I was part of the <1% in the whole school that watched and loved anime, and I didn't know anybody else, just 2 girls who complimented me on my Hellsing backpack and said they were hoping to see my cosplay as Alucard at Anime Expo, but I didn't have any of them for any class.
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19 / F / turn around, bud.
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Posted 8/4/11
so me and my to friends got really bored one night so we decided to walk around the block
at some point my friend shell looks across the street, so me and my other friend lizzy look too
me, not wearing my glasses didn't really see much
about half a block to my house shell and lizzy randomly run like hell to the house
so me, being the weirdo i am, walk in slow motion, staring at them, and think, WHY THE HELL ARE THEY RUNNING?
so, at this point i see my friends at my door with wide eyed stares, so i decide to walk slower than i already was and turn around (also slow- mo)
all i saw was some guy's bald head.
i ran like hell.
at this point shell and lizzy were already in the house
so wen i get there i start yelling at them for not telling me there was some creepy bald dude behind us
and they tell me "i thought you saw"
an awkward silence later lizzy says to us, "i feel bad for that old guy...."
and me and shell are like, "the guy could've been a rapist or something!!"
and she says "but still.........."
we were 12 when this happened.
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my cousin jen and her friend dom and some other people were in the forest behind their HS
all my cousin and some others hear from behind them is "GUYS, I THINK THE BASEBALL TEAM GOT IT IN OVER HERE!!"
jen and people just stare at eachother.....
at some point, they look down and see.....
a condom
then they hear
"GUYS, YOU WANNA SEE IT?!?!?!?"
jen and co instantly yell back "DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!!"
***
another dom and co. story
also behind their HS, by the waterfall
so theyre just walking along, fishing i guess
at some point....
dom gets a fish hook stuck in her ass
so some guy offered to take it
fun.
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story bout jens bro. ill call him boo in this story...
so around 3 AM boo and his 3 other friends were skateboarding around NY
so his friend will skates down the downhill street like nothing
so boo and scott (idk wat his name is....ill just call him scott...) look at eachother and decide to go too
somehow scott falls off and breaks his leg and breaks some cars headlight
so boo, not having his phone looks for will, but will just keeps going, cuz he has no idea wat just happened
then jay come up to them (i guess he went down a bit after them....) and asks wat happened, after boo tells him, jay gives boo his phone to call an ambulence and goes to get will.
but boo didnt know how to work jay's sophisticated phone, after a few tries he yells "JAY, I DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING!!!!"
scott, with his broken leg reaches for his own phone, and gives it to boo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``
at the hospital, boo, trying to explain what happens tells the doctor
"no, you don't go skateboarding at 2 AM, thats wen all the drunks go out!"

i love my life

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Posted 8/4/11
The weirdest day I ever had was probably when a guy kept grinning at me and my friend, at the time we were both in jr high. It was weird, he kept looking up and down at us. we ran out the train afterwards.....



you really wanted someone to read that didn't you?

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Posted 8/4/11
does suddenly having what you thought was a real person suddenly vanish quality?
Posted 8/4/11
The realization that you've wasted your life .
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19 / F / Stalking you.Yes...
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Posted 8/4/11
A few days ago i told my mom we were out of dog food.... and she gave me a lecture about lying right after that....
Posted 8/6/11
Happens like 3 times a week. I don't even bother anymore.
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19 / F / turn around, bud.
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Posted 8/6/11

FlyinDumpling wrote:

The weirdest day I ever had was probably when a guy kept grinning at me and my friend, at the time we were both in jr high. It was weird, he kept looking up and down at us. we ran out the train afterwards.....



you really wanted someone to read that didn't you?


probably
idk
i'm an odd lil ninja -.-"

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23 / F / Insert Tampon Here.
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Posted 8/6/11
When i was eleven i realized i had a vagina and not a penis. that day was purdy weird.
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