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Posted 12/13/10
RANDOMNESS!!

Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random! Random!

RULES:
-Say the most RANDOM thing EVER!!!!!!!
-NO cursing or saying anything nasty D:<
-You can't spam the page with your randomness fandomess..
-Don't make it to long
-IMPRESS ME WITH YO RANDOMNESS :D
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Posted 12/13/10
I WENT TO SANTA'S HOUSE IN COLORADO AND THEN I WAS LIKE "FO SHIZEL" AND HE WAS LIKE "OMG HEY GAALL" AND I WAS LIKE OOOOOHHH AND I SHOVED A TURKEY UP HIS NOSE AND PULLED IT OUT OF HIS GARDEN NOME AND THEN HE SANG TO A CHAINSAW DOING A BACKFLIP NEXT TO A BALD CHEERLEADER WHO SNIFFS PURPLE MARKERS FOR MONEY AND I WENT TO SHOPRITE WITH SANTA TO BUY A MADONNA CD AND WE ROCKED OUT TO MICHEAL JACKSON ON OUR WAY TO THE MILEY CYRUS CONCERT IN ALABAMA AND MY SKITTLE TREE BOUGHT ALL THE BOYS TO THE SPACE YARD.
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Posted 12/14/10
I think big foot is blurry, that's the problem. it's not the photographers fault, he's just blurry and that's extra scary to me. there is an out of focus monster roaming the country side. RUN! he's fuzzy!






In a stop light, green means go and yellow means yield. In a banana, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana?




My favorite number is 8. but subtract 2, it equals 6! i just though i'd let you know!






Dude, can cows jump? In all the drawings Ive made of them they couldnt bend their knees...



-They are all different-
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Posted 12/14/10 , edited 12/14/10
I TALKED TO MY FAVORITE DIRTY SOCK TODAY. I ASKED IT, WHY ARE YOU MY FAVORITE SOCK? MY SOCK TOLD ME IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS A PIMP SOCK IN THE OLD DAYS. I SAID TO MY SOCK, HOW PIMP WERE YOU, SOCK? MY SOCK SAID, I WAS SUCH A PIMP, I HAD OTHER SOCKS ASKING FOR MY TOEJAM. HE ALSO GAVE ME VERY IMPORTANT WISDOM TOO. HE SAID, A PHILOSIPHOR ONCE SAID THAT IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES IN YOUR BODY TO FROWN BUT IT ONLY TAKES 4 TO SLAP THE IDIOT AND BE DONE WITH IT, SO I SHOULDN'T MAKE HIM MAD. O.O
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I SAW A FAT PENGUIN TODAY AND I BOUGHT HIM A CANDY BAR BUT HE WAS ALERGIC TO MONKEY JUICE SO I WENT TO CANADA AND FOUND A FAT MAN EATING MY FOOT AND I CALLED 911111 AND I DIALED IT AND THEN MY FINGERS FELL OFF SO I WENT TO WALMART TO GO EAT SOME CELLPHONES BUT MY COUSIN NAMED FREDFRED BURGR STOLE MY PENGUIN SO I RAN HOME AND STARTED WATCHING DRAMA MOVIES WITH BARNEY O-O
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Posted 12/14/10
MY MOM BOUGHT ME A DOLL BUT THE DOLL CAME TO LIFE AND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE WITH A BBQ BOTTLE AND SAID I WAS AN UGLY STEAK. THEN A PANDA BEAR CAME AND STOLE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS I GOT FROM MCDONALDS. MY MCDONALDS MAN SAID "BOW CHIKA WOW OWOW! I LIKE TO WORK IT WITH MY CHIMNEY!" AND GAVE ME A SHAKE. THE SHAKE MADE ME SHAKE AND I HAD A COOKIE AND TACO PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS, RIGHTY AND LEFTY.
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Posted 12/16/10
One day, I ate cheese -_-
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Posted 12/18/10
I ONCE HAD A BEST FRIEND. HE WAS A PENGUIN. BUT ONE DAY I MISTOOK HIM FOR A CHICKEN AND ATE HIM. BUT HE STILL TASTED LIKE CHICKEN ANYWAY. O.O
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Posted 12/20/10
ONE DAY ON A FULL MOON I THOUGHT I SAW A COW JUMP BUT IT WAS A RAINBOW PIGGIE IT FELL TO MY BACK YARD AND CHASED IT THEN IT STARTED TALKING TO ME IN MORSE CODE AND I WAS LIKE WTF OwO THEN IT MOOED SO I DRESSED UP LIKE A COW AND IT MATED WITH A STRAWBERRY COW. THEN THEY HAD A BABY AND IT LUUKED LIKE A PINK PENGUIN SO THE COW LEFT THE PIG AND THE PIG ACTUALLY ATE THE PENGUIN AND IT SAID THAT WAS A GOOD MEAL
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Posted 12/20/10
One time I saw this ugly person in the mirror I said: Wow that person is ugly, my mum walked in and said: Hunny that's you and then I said OMG I need to get a makeover....When my mum left I took out a knife from under my bed and stabbed me eye........And then I said now I look like a Super Model!
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turns out my sister is my momma. now what?
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