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Asian Porn
Posted 12/13/10 , edited 12/13/10
While I understand that many of you who frequent this site love anything asian, I must profess that I harbor a dislike against asian porn.
Here are the reasons.

1. They squeal like pigs.
Shit, the voices turn me off, since it sounds painful, and it's as if you're watching a rape video.

2. They always include this weird-ass fetish crap.
Enemas, bondage, eels. and octopuses.

3. They don't shave.
While the guys trim, the women for the most part go natural. Because nothing gets me off more than an abyss filled
with squirming black tendrils.

4. They censor shit.
Because mosaic is a huge turn on.

5. They remind me of my mom.
Nothing kills a hard-on better than that...


Need I say more?


Feel free to discuss why you like/dislike asian porn.
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Posted 12/13/10
I find Asian porn very hot your argument is invalid.
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Posted 12/13/10
That first person porn that had a dating sim theme was pretty entertaining to watch. The girls were nice and groomed and the pixelation was kept to a minimum. Can't remember the name, so who ever is interested, google that shit.
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Posted 12/13/10
ROFL some1 had to say it....
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Posted 12/13/10
it's ight.


i could do w/o all the lactation clips though.
Posted 12/13/10
Lol this is funny. Although I don't like porn at all, reading this about porn from that region sounds weird. Especially if they censor it. Kinda pointless to make porn for pervy people if it's censored in my opinion. I did read something about why they don't shave though, something about respect and subtle.
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Posted 12/14/10
i like some asian porn don't squeal Lol
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Posted 12/14/10
Everyone just have their own preferences I guess?

Some people find pleasure in listening to their moans, some do not. And I must agree though, Asians have rather 'interesting' imaginations. Some actually do find pleasure from the sensations of having a full bowel. Octopuses and eels probably originated from zoophilia, which reminds me of the Western version (needs clarification) where mammals are more common such as horses and goats. It's a similarity, but I really don't see the point in having sex with animals
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Posted 12/14/10
Beware guys. Chicks who don't appreciate some porn are usually dead lays only out for your money.
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Posted 12/14/10
It's alright, just some asians humping tables and statues turns me off.
Posted 12/14/10
to each there own I guess though your reasons sound rather offensive O__o I dont think all Asian girls sound squeaky and the way you described them on the set,...and by the way, how do does asian porn remind you of your mother?
Posted 12/14/10

Juji_chan wrote:

to each there own I guess though your reasons sound rather offensive O__o I dont think all Asian girls sound squeaky and the way you described them on the set,...and by the way, how do does asian porn remind you of your mother?


All asian women remind me of my mother.

They all look the same to me.
Fuck.
Posted 12/14/10 , edited 12/14/10
I used to be a little like that. I had a problem with the squeals, hair and small butts. I think I owe it to anime and hentai that I don't see those same turn offs any more. Censoring doesn't always ruin it.
Posted 12/14/10

GheyDeer wrote:


Juji_chan wrote:

to each there own I guess though your reasons sound rather offensive O__o I dont think all Asian girls sound squeaky and the way you described them on the set,...and by the way, how do does asian porn remind you of your mother?


All asian women remind me of my mother.

They all look the same to me.
Fuck.


O__o is your mother Asian then? too be fair, I dont think all Asians look the same 8D most I have seen look pretty diffrent
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Posted 12/14/10
GheyDeer, it would be you to start this thread, wouldn't it? ;P

And I can't say I've ever watched asian porn, but people have had a rant about their whiny voices before. One of my friends said they just sound like they're crying. Apparently that's not a turn on for her.
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