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**The funniest joke
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Posted 6/4/07

everyone just try to tell a joke and also try to rate the joke above you

try to make me laugh

and i will start with this 1 :
" a dumb boy saw his mother burning , he said wooow mum you r shining ".
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ok here another joke :
" a guy added a new topic called the funniest joke but no one even tried to write any jokes , so he felt like he is stupid "l
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cuz i feel sorry for u and this is funny


1. mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"
Posted 6/4/07
haaaaaahaaaaaahaaaa good 1 i rate it : 10/10
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Posted 6/4/07

solidsnake_ala wrote:

haaaaaahaaaaaahaaaa good 1 i rate it : 10/10

haha thnx and post a joke too
Posted 6/4/07
ok ill try this :
" a man went to a restaurant to have a launch he asked about the owner of the restaurant , and some1 answered him " he is in the restaurant next to us having a launch " .
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nice *2 thumbs up*
Posted 6/4/07
a drunk man said the best 5 things in life are 3 : "eating and sleeping"


rate them plz
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solidsnake_ala wrote:

a drunk man said the best 5 things in life are 3 : "eating and sleeping"


rate them plz
6/10 too short
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an architect has been asked : what is the mistake in a womans body he answered : the entertainment area is next to sanitary appliance ..
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i forgot this joke so ill modify it a lil bit

an asian monk, a french dude, an english priest, and a mexican dude enters a train

the monk throws out rice and says we hav too much of that in my country
the french guy throws out cheese and says we have too much of that too
the english priest throws out the mexican and says we got too much of those

[im ot racist]
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a botato and bread and a chicken were running fast .. why?...............

because they r fast food .
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[found on internet] im only 14 so yea dnt talk bout me
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
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A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

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whats the name of the mexican fire-fighter?

-Hosé

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

-Roberto

(i know they are extremely lame)
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