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27 / M / singapore
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Posted 7/20/07
wtf??!! that is not funny AT ALL !!!! i will say it once more NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!
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23 / F / sword boy hell, c...
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Posted 9/12/07
^^not creative at all!!!!

okay, this is funnier if it's the pic, i just can't find it. a pic of itachi doing his nails & looking girly & singing "i fell pretty, oh so pretty, i feel so pretty, & witty & GAY!"

this teacher is talking about sum type of noun. the girl isn't paying attention & the teacher asks her to give an example of an abstract noun(noun that is sumthing but u can't touch: for ex. happiness, sadness, ideas), the girl answers, "a red hot poker, miss"

a teacher tells his students to wait before they talk. 10 if it's minor, 50 if it's important, & 100 if it's really important. to his surprise all the students count to 100 "1,2....100." when they get to 100, they say, "your coat is on fire, teacher"

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20 / F / Washington
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Posted 9/12/07
i dont get it.......................sowwy >_<

i got one......

okay there is a foreigner that came to america. he wanted to learn some english so he wanted to hear people say things so he can memorize it. so he heard someone say "i did it! i did it!" so the foreigner wrote it down and memorized it. then the foreigner heard a person in an utensil store saying "forks and knives. forks and knives." so he wrote it down and memorized it. then he heard a kid in a candy store say "goody goody gum drop!" so he wrote it down and memorized it.

a few days later a murder case happened and the foreigner was near the murder scene. a policeman came up to him and asked "did u kill this woman?" the foreigner replied "i did it! i did it! i did it!" the cop asked "how did u kill her?" and the foreigner replied "forks and knives. forks and knives." the cop brought him to the electric chair and right before he died he said "goody goody gum drop!"

sorry if u didnt understand. i just thought this was a funny joke

vocab!

utensil: things u use like spoons and forks and knives
foreigner: a person who like comes from a different country.
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Posted 9/12/07
good 9/10

A man buil up a house called itunderware.He bought a dog and calls him shit.Then the guests coming and ask if the dog is dangereous,and he said :The shit from my underware won`t do you nothing.

Sorry if you not understand me me
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22 / F / .....i dunno
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Posted 9/17/07
haha....i get it 8/10

a kid gets tricked by the other kids. The kid's name is Timmy. Timmy always falls 4 this, the other kids make him choose between a nickel & a dime. Timmy always chooses the nickel, & is thus made fun of & the trick is played on him a lot more. A woman took pity on Timmy & said, "Little boy, don't u know a dime is worth more than a nickel" Timmy said, "Of course I do, u idiot" The woman was shocked & then asked "then y don't u choose the dime?" Timmy said, "Cuz then they won't play the trick on me again so i don't get free nickles"
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28 / M / Singapore
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Posted 9/24/07
LOL tat was good 9/10

A lil boy and his dad got home by taking a bus. The mother asks the son "How was the bus ride?". The son said "It was ok but when this lady came in, dad told me to give up my seat.". The mom said "Thats good.". Then the son says "But mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
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35 / M / Pasir Ris
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Posted 9/28/07
Haha funny 9/10

A 10 year old,holding a dead frog in his hand, walks into a brothel and asks the owner whether he could have sex with any of the prostitutes who was infected with AIDS in the place for fifty bucks. The owner thinks about it, then decides to let the boy have his wish. He leads the boy into a room with a lady and then the boy has his fun. As the boy leaves, the owner asks why he would want to get AIDS and the boy replies, " When I reach home, I'll f*** my babysitter and she'll get it. Then, while my dad sends her home, they'll f*** along the way and he'll get it. When my dad gets home, he'll do it with my mom and she'll get it. In the morning, the milkman will make his rounds and he'll snatch a quick f*** with my mom cuz their havin an affair and he'll get it. He's the S.O.B. who killed my pet frog".

Hope this tickled y'all. Sorry if i offended anyone.
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26 / F / pepsi vending mac...
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Posted 9/28/07
used as a prank phone call-
persong you call- Hello
you-hello (sir/ madem) i am a repair (man/woman), and i am calling about your refrigetator.
person- yes, what about my refregorator?
you- well i was wondering if it was running.
person-well yes i think it is, why do you ask?
you- well then you better go chase after it!
-hang up.
this really isnt that funny to read but it is amusing to do.
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36 / F / Hawaii
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3 Proud Parents
3 men were gathering one day to talk about how successful there sons were doing.

The first man says, "My son has been doing so successful as a lawyer he got a mansion and shares it with his friend."

The second mans says, "My son has been so successful as a doctor that he bought a converatable and a private jet for his friend."

The third man says, "Well, my son hasn't been so "successful". In fact, I just learned he was gay and I've accepted that fact. I guess he must be doing good though because he lives in a mansion with his friend and owns a private jet and a convertable."
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26 / F / with my cell phone
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Posted 9/28/07
the brown spot on the wall by hooflungpoo
get it?
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M / new jersey
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Posted 9/28/07
yo momma got a wooden titty with a kickstand on it
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28 / M / Singapore
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Posted 9/30/07
dun get it at all..............

this is a double take(sentences tat have two meanings)

taken from newspaper headlines: "Prostitutes appeal to pope."
"Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors."
"Crack found on governor's daughter."
"Stolen painting found by tree."
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M / Chicago
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Posted 9/30/07
two muffins are baking in the oven. one turns to other and says

muffin one: "hey, its getting kind of hot in here"

muffin two: "AAHHH, a talking muffin!!"
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A woman and her grandson were sitting in front of me in church. During the service the minister moved to the lectern to read the biblical text, As he opened the large Bible, a small boy's voice rang out. "Oh, Grandma!" he exclaimed. "He isn't going to read the whole thing, is he?"
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25 / M / USA
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Posted 9/30/07
*racsist joke*

wat is the difference between a mexican man and a bench....

a bench can support a family.

(im srry if it offended sum1)
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