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A Real Boyfriend
Posted 12/18/10
i has to do all dat,oh noesss
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22 / M / Bebop
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Posted 12/18/10
That list seems one step from a jail sentence
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Laputa
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Posted 12/18/10
maybe he would do some of that, but then afterwards he would forget you since he does that to others too.
Posted 12/18/10
you girls are dreaming
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24 / M / 3/// is my Religion
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Posted 12/18/10

squirrel3d wrote:


Kira0309 wrote:

LMAO

Ya sounds like the perfect boyfriend but sadly guys like that dont exist in the real world.



That's because you haven't looked outside your city/town/etc to find them. They are out there and I happen to be one of them. But because we live in a sad cesspool society, such guys like myself are never given the oppotunity to even get a look by a single female.





4 sure.
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23 / That place
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Posted 12/18/10
Okay, let's put this in reverse...

- When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
(Ditto)

- When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie because she thinks she's stonger then you, grab her and don't let go.
(Well he is stronger than you sooo, but fine this lovey dovey thing is nice)

- When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her.
(Glare, tell him he's stupid or whatever, as long as you kiss him in the end)

- When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong.
(When he's quiet, let him be quiet, just be around)

- When she ignores you, give her your attention.
(When he ignores you, tease him, in a good way)

- When she pulls away, pull her back.
(If there seems to be no reason, Ditto)

- When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.
(Tell him he looks like crap, and he's still better looking than any other guy)

- When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
(Ditto I guess)

- When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
(Ditto)

- When she's scared, protect her.
(Haha Ditto)

- When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
(Depending on the hoodie, Ditto)

- When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
(Ditto)

- When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
(Ditto)

- When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.
(Ditto)

- When she says she loves you, she really does more then you can understand.
(Ditto)

- When she grabs at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers.
(Ditto)

- When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
(Ditto)

- When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
(Ditto)

- When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
(Ditto)

- When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
(Ditto)

- When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it.
(...)


• Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything.
(Allow 1 minute of silence tops, Then ask if something happened worth the bill, You could always go to where he is)

• When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
(When he's mad, hold his hand and take him to bed. Just be there until he spills the beans about why)

• When she says she's okay, don't believe it. Talk with her because ten years later, she'll remember you.
(When he say's he's okay, you'll probably know if that's true. If not, say you don't believe him but that's okay)

• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
(Make something sexy happen, and enjoy it with him)

• Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
(Treat him with the truth, hopefully he's your world and you're his)

• Stay up with her all night when she's sick.
(Ditto)

• Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show, even if you think it's stupid.
(Ditto)

• Give her your world.
(Ditto, just spare him some of the details if necessary)

• Let her wear your clothes.
(Ditto... Wait NO!)

• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
(Ditto)

• Let her know she's important.
(Ditto)

• Don't talk about other girls around her.
(Ditto)

• Kiss her in the pouring rain.
(Ditto, anywhere is fine really. Maybe not in front of the parents though)

• When she runs up to you crying, first thing you say is "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"
(Okay... This one is just... Whatever, if he runs to you crying, something big has happened! Lock all the doors around you, take him to bed, get under the covers and FORCE him to talk about it! Buttrape or whatever it probably needs to get out there otherwise it's probably just going to get even more awkward and you'll always wonder wtf that was all about)
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Posted 12/18/10
I've already read this on myspace like 6 years ago.

'Not sure what i'm getting at but I don't like this
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24 / M / El salvador
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Posted 12/18/10

LincHeavenly wrote:

if only **sigh**
you girls need to stop complaining there are guys like this out there. just somtimes they have the personality and not the looks so you overlook them. I happen to agree with most if not all the things on that list. but whenever i have gone for a girl that i like she outright ignores me for some other jerkoff. you girls need to wake up and Find some real men

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39 / M / The System of Sol
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Posted 12/18/10

Fadadio wrote:


LincHeavenly wrote:

if only **sigh**
you girls need to stop complaining there are guys like this out there. just somtimes they have the personality and not the looks so you overlook them. I happen to agree with most if not all the things on that list. but whenever i have gone for a girl that i like she outright ignores me for some other jerkoff. you girls need to wake up and Find some real men



Yup, totally agree.

Women are crazy, but great to cuddle.
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17 / F / In the anime worl...
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Posted 12/18/10
Aha, you forgot the part where they aren't living across the world and don't have an underscore in their name. XD
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Florida, US
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Posted 12/18/10
*sniffles*



..that reminds me.. my ex gf has tons of my clothes.
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19 / F / Nowhere
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Posted 12/18/10

ghosty32 wrote:

you girls are dreaming


Of course we are
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19 / F / Nowhere
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Posted 12/18/10

UnSpeaking wrote:

i has to do all dat,oh noesss


Well this is kinda the look into what some girls what so take a good look and breathe it in
Posted 12/18/10
Wow I'm so not turned on right now.
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In your dreams...
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Posted 12/18/10
Wow now i know where all the good guys in the drama got the concept from.... Cause i've seen majority of the good guys in dramas do the things listed.... lolz But in real life... HA this list would jus be a fantasy, cause the guys i've dated or most of the guys i know would never do things like this, which is sad.... To bad all us girls can't live in animes/dramas.....
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