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1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.”
This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls
are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If
she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then
when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words “effffff you” and grab the other
girl’s ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you’re
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear “?because I can.”

9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick.” Women love those
special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold?and not by giving her your jacket,
because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say
“if you don’t stop b!tching about the cold right now, you’re going to be
b!tch!ng about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she’ll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all
night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. Guys always find stuff like that funny?why shouldn’t girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10
minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes
home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings
or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This
way, she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order, interrupt
and say “no, she’s not hungry.” Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls
love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on
it (but not a sexy cologne smell?a bad smell. You know what I’m talking
about).

21. When it’s raining, keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say
“no, it’s just the rain.” Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at
her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don’t get her anything. Teach her that
material objects arent important. The only thing that’s important is
that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she
can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just
whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know
she’s coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the
present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one
that much, but guys think it’s funny.

26. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will
make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you’re
going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Don’t
call.
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While much of these would be my desired way to respond, I ponder if girls thinking about this kind of stuff are keeping in mind an equivalent list to return the favor to guys. I can assure you, a guy couldn't make a list this long, but they carry equal importance. If a girl fails to keep in mind attempting to reciprocate these, then there is the risk that she will inadvertently do the negative actions at a frequency that is emotionally difficult to accept. And then that girl will cause distance and lose the guy she thought to be her ideal.
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still enjoying my life untied to the romance thingy...
Posted 7/15/11 , edited 7/15/11


LMFAO, this left me in tears!
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I failed half of that.
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Actually I like 1,5, and 25. My ex-bf would brought me presents for my b-day, and it was things that I don't like and didn't need. When I broke up with him, I end up throwing away the presents that he gave me. As a female, I do not like guys splitting. I found most of the list to be hilarious. If my current crush did any of this stuff, then I would do what I usually do to him, which is slap him on his arm. Actually this list kind of remind me of Louise and Peter in Family Guy.

Anyways from the list in this post. Actually my crush would ask me what's wrong, when I am not talking to him in class. Sometimes we just stare at each other in our eyes. He would carry my stuff, and it is boxes of my ceramic wares. One time we were sitting on grass, and I did know he was behind me. I bumped into him, and I was sliding down away from him. He said "I am not your chair". During critic day, He bumped into me, and he was in my face with an expression "What?" I slapped his arm, and the whole class saw it. My teacher said that don't mess with her. My crush is sweet sometimes.
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23 / M / Canada
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Any guy that adheres to this list is seriously wrapped around his girl's finger. Boyfriend shouldn't be synonymous to slave... Just be yourself and treat her the way you want to be treated. If she can't accept who you are, either she's not good enough, or your true self is an asshole. I wonder if the girl who made this ever considered the equivalent list of things a girl should do for her boyfriend...
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Posted 7/15/11 , edited 7/15/11

ReaperEXE wrote:

Any guy that adheres to this list is seriously wrapped around his girl's finger. Boyfriend shouldn't be synonymous to slave... Just be yourself and treat her the way you want to be treated. If she can't accept who you are, either she's not good enough, or your true self is an asshole. I wonder if the girl who made this ever considered the equivalent list of things a girl should do for her boyfriend...


My crush does some of things on the list, and I am still like him. I like him for him, and he does need to be exactly like the list. Interesting to read what a guy wants from his gf, and it would probably included cooking/cleaning for certain guys.
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34 / M / Orlando
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I've seen variations of this on Facebook several times. That was obviously written by very bored, and lonely, teenage girl.
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15 / M / boys locker room
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NobleSy wrote:

I failed half of that.


>hugs<
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23 / M / Colombia
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You know what`s funny.... that if you do all of this for about 1 week she will dump you badly, who the hell said we are slaves? Actually the guy with the asshol-ish list is kinda right lol just be yourself and if she doesn`t like it, well you can always go on different tracks
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21 / M / California
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Posted 7/15/11 , edited 7/15/11

Han_Solo wrote:



LMFAO, this left me in tears!


Haha, It would be funny if a guy actually tries this and got laid. LMAO
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22 / F / Tampa, FL
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Jekka_kimchi wrote:


touchzanaflexpens wrote:

Meh...a bf who's too "perfect" like that is a bit annoying. The guy described by that sounds clingy.

Personally, I like a bit of a challenge...and a bit of personal space >_>


Most of the time people who want "space" or see others as "clingy" are usually just happy in their lives without a boyfriend. They like the idea, and they aren't ready to commit to anything.



Haha I think that is true. I have a boyfriend now, and I looked back at the list after you quoted my post, and all those things seem cute now...not clingy
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F / потерян
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sorry but lots of this is just
bullshit.
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23 / M / Missouri
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Yep. This is why guys die before women. As mentioned in that other thread on here the other day. Chicks always stressing us out by expecting too much out of us.
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