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A Real Boyfriend
Posted 7/17/11

I didn't even think about it until they said that o.O





Probsbly both. No guy can be this perfect. Don't bother looking. No guy can fit this exactly.

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Posted 7/17/11 , edited 7/17/11
That entire list sounds like it's something that came out of romance novel in which case they always depict every relationship working out despite how unconventional and strange it is except the antagonist(obviously) And seriously who in the right mind would want someone clingy as that not unless they like being annoyed and like it rough. .
Posted 7/17/11
I'm a pretty good cook...

for me that's plus 100 pts....

By the end of the night... I score more points..

I'm the real deal...

>:]
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Posted 7/17/11

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:




I just have to know, are you trolling or are you just stupid?


Read the bold print. It was a forward type thing =.=
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Posted 7/17/11


Yeah but why would you post it here? Do you want people to agree or something? Or were you just trolling, cause if you were I'd say it was a success.
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Posted 7/17/11 , edited 7/17/11
When she talks back to you, you hit her.
When she asks if you're hungry, ask her to make you a sandwich.
When she asks if she looks fat in clothing, tell her you don't care.
When she comes to you crying, tell her to go back to the kitchen.

The ideal 1950's boyfriend.

OT: A 'perfect' boyfriend would be as boring as a 'perfect' girlfriend. Flaws help make a person, after all.
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Posted 7/17/11
Only a 16 year old girl would think that's the repertoire of a perfect boyfriend; not even close...
Posted 7/17/11
- When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
The ideal guy would go down on you....
- When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie because she thinks she's stonger then you, grab her and don't let go.
Sounds like domestic violence to me....
- When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her.
Wow what a bitch....I'd punch her in the face if I was a man not kiss her...
- When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong.
Real guys can't read your mind...so they just go and play Xbox instead.
- When she ignores you, give her your attention.
She's ignoring you...why would you give her attention? She's just ignore it!
- When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.
Ok real girlfriends make sure they don't look their worst around their man! That happens when you're married...you can relax he's bound to you by paper. Until then...
- When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
My martial arts background means I'd instinctively flip him over my back and step on his groin.
- When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
Stalker! She's sniffing your clothes so if you ever leave her she'll get the scent!
- When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
Everything is NOT ok, she's deaf!
- When she grabs at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers.
Gigetty
- When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
Bump her at the side of a pavement as a bus is about to pass you.
- When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
Normal guys fuck you and then tell all their friends. Its no secret that he got laid.
- When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
If I wanted a staring competition......
- When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
What?! You can't break up with a guy and then say "I still want you..." but fuck other guys!
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Posted 7/17/11

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:



Yeah but why would you post it here? Do you want people to agree or something? Or were you just trolling, cause if you were I'd say it was a success.


Sounds to me like someone used to feel that way... then reality struck and that same someone is back on here trying to troll a supposed-troll. I wonder who that would be?

Anyways, my opinion on all that is of someone who is overly dependent on another in order to 'keep their world in tact'. I gotta say, this isnt at all pleasant to admit yet I kinda want to make it clear; If s*** hits the fan and you constantly expect someone else to clean it for you... then you sure as hell won't grow/mature. Eventually, that 'real boyfriend', will have to leave you because he will eventually grow/mature himself beyond your needs. In fact, your needs will be more of a burden than not. That... and he needs someone to keep up with him. Those comfort things, in times such as those, are temporary fixes. Not constant stoppage (sp?). There's a reason that dam's can be bad for the environment, they stop the flow of water. :p

Anyways, that's just me... sorry if it got too critical/technical.
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Posted 7/17/11 , edited 7/17/11
Sounds to me like guys like this would only be found in a asian drama not in real life....
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Posted 7/17/11 , edited 7/17/11


You're saying I'm trying to troll? How, I'm not defying any logic or trying to get any one offended, I just really want to make sure that no one is stupid enough to post that copypasta thinking it's totally legit and everyone should agree.

I have agree with your view on it though; it sounds like the boy is trying way to hard to please his girlfriend, and I find that pathetic and fake. Shit, all I need is a pretty face and a nice member to be fulfilled, I don't need somebody to depend on for emotional stability.
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Posted 7/17/11

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:



You're saying I'm trying to troll? How, I'm not defying any logic or trying to get any one offended, I just really want to make sure that no one is stupid enough to post that copypasta thinking it's totally legit and everyone should agree.

I have agree with your view on it though; it sounds like the boy is trying way to hard to please his girlfriend, and I find that pathetic and fake. Shit, all I need is a pretty face and a nice member to be fulfilled, I don't need somebody to depend on for emotional stability.


It seemed as if your patience was being tried when you read it and then went on saying, "Or were you just trolling, cause if you were I'd say it was a success." So I assumed that it was a success on you. If it wasn't, then why bother replying? It must've struck some nerve.

And yeah, it does sound like a pretty one sided relationship. Not much happenin there. :p
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Posted 7/17/11 , edited 7/17/11


When I first saw this a few days ago, I just figured she was stupid, but now it just seems too stupid to be real after you think about it. I call it successful because she got 15 pages worth of reactions, meaning she did get a quiet a few reactions and is therefore a success. A lot of trolls here usually get locked, but then again a lot of trolls don't. However, there is still the possibility she really is just stupid, and I want to know if there are really people out there that bad.
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Posted 7/17/11


The sad thing about your last sentence is that you're right. There are much worse people than that. But it only makes it worse to think about it. Let's say you decide to bad mouth every mean person you encounter/witness. Another will just take their place. S*** wont get better for a while... but its how it is for now. That's why, as cheesy as it sounds, it's best to stick with those you care about and protect them, not go on the offensive.
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Posted 7/17/11 , edited 7/17/11
Ok... the tempo of this thread needs to be changed... EVERYONE CLICK!!! ^.^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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