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Posted 12/18/10

Kira0309 wrote:


Sola_Sun wrote:


Kira0309 wrote:


• When she runs up to you crying, first thing you say is "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

LMAO

Ya sounds like the perfect boyfriend but sadly guys like that dont exist in the real world. But some really nice boyfriends might qualify with a few or maybe more of those but that is as good as it gets


I know but a girl can only dream :3


Tru dat! lol

But then this is why I am single cause I am too picky and want the whole list checked.


look no more, the guy youre looking for is here!
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LincHeavenly wrote:

if only **sigh**
you girls need to stop complaining there are guys like this out there. just somtimes they have the personality and not the looks so you overlook them. I happen to agree with most if not all the things on that list. but whenever i have gone for a girl that i like she outright ignores me for some other jerkoff. you girls need to wake up and Find some real men



yes, i agree with this guy.
to be honest though. if youre nice you dont get girls, lol. trust me. but if youre a jerk you get all the girls.
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Posted 12/18/10

xpucax wrote:


Fadadio wrote:


LincHeavenly wrote:

if only **sigh**
you girls need to stop complaining there are guys like this out there. just somtimes they have the personality and not the looks so you overlook them. I happen to agree with most if not all the things on that list. but whenever i have gone for a girl that i like she outright ignores me for some other jerkoff. you girls need to wake up and Find some real men



yes, i agree with this guy.
to be honest though. if youre nice you dont get girls, lol. trust me. but if youre a jerk you get all the girls.


ya something about the bad boy type really turns a girl on for some reason LOL

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Posted 12/18/10

Kira0309 wrote:


xpucax wrote:


Fadadio wrote:


LincHeavenly wrote:

if only **sigh**
you girls need to stop complaining there are guys like this out there. just somtimes they have the personality and not the looks so you overlook them. I happen to agree with most if not all the things on that list. but whenever i have gone for a girl that i like she outright ignores me for some other jerkoff. you girls need to wake up and Find some real men



yes, i agree with this guy.
to be honest though. if youre nice you dont get girls, lol. trust me. but if youre a jerk you get all the girls.


ya something about the bad boy type really turns a girl on for some reason LOL



why dont you just shut up and kiss me.


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Posted 12/18/10

Rina-San wrote:

Wow I'm so not turned on right now.
did you expect to be turned on by this post?

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Posted 12/18/10
To bad every person is unique and the OPs statement doesn't apply with everyone.

I know girls that would cringe at guys being so fucking soppy


Get back in the kitchen.
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Posted 12/18/10
Sweet gestures. Finding a guy like that though is like looking for contacts on a clear marble floor. =P
Posted 12/18/10
How sweet. A little too sweet. Might cause diabetes.
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awesomenesses wrote:

Aha, you forgot the part where they aren't living across the world and don't have an underscore in their name. XD


Also you forgot that they aren't really some creepy old women sitting behind the computer acting like a nice guy.
Posted 12/18/10
Prince charming doesn't exist.

Sorry to break it to ya.
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You're never gonna find a Mamoru Chiba in this world...but that doesn't mean you can't find a guy who displays class and respect to a lady.

In my case, I may not find the sweetheart, but I hope the lady I do run into displays that same class and respect.
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Posted 12/18/10

xpucax wrote:


Kira0309 wrote:


Sola_Sun wrote:


Kira0309 wrote:


• When she runs up to you crying, first thing you say is "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

LMAO

Ya sounds like the perfect boyfriend but sadly guys like that dont exist in the real world. But some really nice boyfriends might qualify with a few or maybe more of those but that is as good as it gets


I know but a girl can only dream :3


Tru dat! lol

But then this is why I am single cause I am too picky and want the whole list checked.


look no more, the guy youre looking for is here!


lolz ok then prove it jk jk XD
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Some good, some just joking, some just, yea.. lol..

- When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. Maybe something is stuck in your tooth? Check and come back to then kiss her as if you didn't catch the hint and just wanted to kiss her anyways.

- When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong. Sounds like insecurity. People do think in silence. Do something to make her cheer up, be more lively or get her mind in a better area; With you, and make sure that when her head is with you, it's full of love, satisfaction, etc..

- When she ignores you, give her your attention. How awkward silences are birthed.

- When she pulls away, pull her back. WARNING: PROBABLE INCOMING FISTS But atleast in her anger she won't ignore you and will still touch you, and you can feel her back and hear her voice.

- When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. Of course it's a lie and probably shouldn't go out looking that way, but to you it doesn't matter if she is or isn't beautiful, you should love her in every situation and at all times.

- When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word. That bean burrito was a bad idea for this time of seriousness, though a fart can quickly change sadness to laughter and help set her mind more forward.

- When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. To find out she actually learned how to use that mace/taser you gave her. But holding her in your arms should be worth the pain.

- When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. Only for a night? I'd want her to have it and always sleep with it.

- When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh. Then tickle her till she pisses her pants >:] So you can buy her those new pants shes been wanting but wouldn't let you buy them for her.

- When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay. Maybe you're being ignored? Is that a new-born awkward silence I hear screaming and crying in the background?

- When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up. Or you you should probably stop lieing and digging yourself deeper. Be truthful and give your best advice, firmly but in a gently manner. Then let her decide on her own.

- When she says she loves you, she really does more then you can understand. Probably more than she even understands. Know and focus on your love for her, regardless if she loves you as much or not.

- When she grabs at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers. Sure you may have scratched your butt, picked your nose, sneezed/coughed in your hands and touched everything in sight earlier, but atleast if she gets sick you'll be there to comfort and take care of her.

- When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh. Best not to laugh when she goes over the 2nd floor railing though.. Best to be ready to catch her immediatly after you bump into her just incase she slips.

- When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does. Start growling and barking, bite if necessary.

- When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers. Maybe she shouldn't be with a guy who is failing in being a good boyfriend, and she should wise up. Guys need to learn to be faithful, respectful and know what they should and shouldnt do in every situation.

- When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it. Most of us are trying women, it's not our fault you don't see our trys and intentions because you're too busy staring at our lips and eyes, spacing out, ignoring me, running away, stealing my stuff, teasing me, doubting me and the times I say "I love you", bumping into me, and all that. But we guys should continue to try, and try harder. Not to show you that we love you, not to make things right, not to make every situation the best it could be, but because we love you and to have our love be fulfilled in you, there is nothing greater.
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Posted 12/18/10
Oh shit... I don't fit under any of those categories! I must not be real! Hm... by proxy, that means I'm a robot...
Posted 12/18/10
awhh, thats sweet,! BUT hmm, its more of a toooo perfect & some girls get really annoyed by this, and when someone acts like that it sounds like they're hiding something *cheater* jk jk , my opinion
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