Stupidest Joke
Posted 12/22/10 , edited 12/22/10
I'm so bored... will you guys tell me the stupidest jokes you ever heard in your life? I think that would be entertaining somehow.
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Posted 12/22/10
No. Pointless QUICK REPORT POWER BEFORE GHEY GETS IN HERE D: OFF OFF AND AWAY!
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Posted 12/22/10
SAVE YOURSELFS!!!!!!!!
Posted 12/22/10
Forrest Gump goes to Heaven (Told by iBoxman)

Gump went to heaven and was at gates of St.Peter.
Peter asked him 3 questions to enter the gates of heaven.
1. What are the two days that start with the letter "T"?
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is Gods first name?

Gump was given a day to think about. He returned to St.Peter with his answers.

1. Today and tomorrow.
2. 12 (Jan. 2nd, Feb. 2nd, Mar. 2nd)
3. Andy (The song that goes "And he" (He referring to God)

Peter was perplexed, but let him in because he was "right"

The End.
Posted 12/22/10
WHAT IS RED AND SMELLS LIKE BLUE PAINT?!

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Posted 12/22/10
"Hey, have you heard the joke about butter?"

"No, I haven't"

"Nevermind, I butter not tell you.."

...

"You might spread it."


Posted 12/22/10
Why didn't the elephant go skinny dipping?

Posted 12/22/10
Pointless topic
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