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Funny/interesting facebook "likes"
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Posted 12/23/10
Well I know all of us who have facebook have at some point seen on our live feed some funny likes. Wanna share a few with the community?


I saw other ones too
"Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk."
"I've survived so many chain mails, i'm like GOD"
"there is no way i'm drinking that...JK im Scottish, give me 3"

ect.

Seen any ones that caught your eye recently?
Posted 12/23/10
I thought the irish were the alcoholics?
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Posted 12/23/10

GheyDeer wrote:

I thought the irish were the alcoholics?


... have you ever met a scotsman?
Posted 12/23/10

Sunnyxx wrote:


GheyDeer wrote:

I thought the irish were the alcoholics?


... have you ever met a scotsman?


I've met quite a few gingers, so I guess that should be close enough.
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Posted 12/23/10

GheyDeer wrote:

I've met quite a few gingers, so I guess that should be close enough.


Were they alcoholics? If not, it really won't do. ;D
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Posted 12/23/10

Sunnyxx wrote:


GheyDeer wrote:

I thought the irish were the alcoholics?


... have you ever met a scotsman?


Yeah but when making a joke thats supposed to be based on a stereotype... you gotta get the stereotype right ;p
Posted 12/23/10

Sunnyxx wrote:


GheyDeer wrote:

I've met quite a few gingers, so I guess that should be close enough.


Were they alcoholics? If not, it really won't do. ;D


Yeah, but wtf would they drink there?
Whiskey?
It tastes like shitty beer.
Fucking nasty.
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Posted 12/23/10

GheyDeer wrote:

Yeah, but wtf would they drink there?
Whiskey?
It tastes like shitty beer.
Fucking nasty.


Absinthe.
though personally I prefer peach schnapps.
Posted 12/23/10

Sunnyxx wrote:


GheyDeer wrote:

Yeah, but wtf would they drink there?
Whiskey?
It tastes like shitty beer.
Fucking nasty.


Absinthe.
though personally I prefer peach schnapps.


Wasn't that stuff banned?
:/
Kahlua here.
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Posted 12/23/10 , edited 12/23/10

GheyDeer wrote:

Wasn't that stuff banned?
:/
Kahlua here.


Nope, it's legal in the UK. You can buy it in some big Tescos.
Ironically, the sell of it is prohibited in Ireland, of all places.

LOL ON TOPIC.

"1 VODKA, 2 VODKA, 3 VODKA, Four.
5 VODKA, 6 VODKA, 7 VODKA, Floor."
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Posted 12/24/10
"I can't just push the crosswalk button once. I need to push it like 6 times"

"I wish Pokémon battle music played whenever I run into someone I don't like"

"Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!"

"Flinching while laying in bed because it feels like your falling."

@ sunny
Absinthe is disgusting .__.
No such thing as a green fairy!
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Posted 12/24/10 , edited 12/24/10
"I'm Outdoorsy: I Like Getting Drunk on Patios"

"I can make your bed rock." "No you can't. I have a tempurpedic mattress"

"I hate it when I wake up in the morning and don't feel like P Diddy"

"You're fat, not disabled! Get off the motorized shopping carts."

"Do Slugbug Drivers Realize how many People get Punched because of Them??"

"Whoever said "The customer is always right" has surely never worked retail."

etc etc...




Posted 12/24/10

"I understand you're ghetto, but could you walk a little faster? "
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Posted 12/24/10 , edited 2/1/11
I always like there when I'm bored... lol so I've got many..
here are my favorites:

ah, sorry for posting too much, there's still a lot more I like... XDD


EDIT:
since I've already posted here and I have a new favorite, I'll post it here then:

Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.. :P
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Posted 12/24/10

Kippu wrote:

Absinthe is disgusting .__.
No such thing as a green fairy!


congratulations you just killed a fairy!



on a side note old world absinthe is more or less cheap moonshine and has ingredients that will make you go bat shit. modern absinthe has non of that.

either way drink enough of anything and you'll eventually imagine things. like J.M. Barrie who created Peter Pan.. probably explains tinkerbell and his obsession with green.
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